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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:41 pm
An ice cream man has been found dead
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself.
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A man was walking one night
Down a lane without a light
Thinking that he heard a sound
The man then turned around
Someone jumped him suddenly
And assaulted him violently
Badly beaten and then robbed
He lay in the road and sobbed
Injured for many hours he lay
Many people had passed his way
Only one stopped, not to assist
To take his watch off his wrist
Hours later came a Samaritan
A social worker name of Stan
He was greatly shocked to see
Deeds committed by humanity
“Whoever hit you on the head
Really needs some help,” he said
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The Egyptians built the pyramids
The Greeks the parthenon
Prehistoric man built monoliths
Of which Stonehenge is one
But modern man's only monument
To his enduring might
Is a glass-clad priapic phallus
Six hundred feet in height
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I have two spots on my forehead
I call them my stigmata
I have three spots on my foreskin
I blame them on smegmata
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And finally, one for Mg...
If you surf the Internet
For the obscene
You may end up, literally,
Glued to your screen
~ Aemo.
P.s. Some are quite British related poems, the phallus one Gilean will get if he's looked around London enough.
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
A man was walking one night
Down a lane without a light
Thinking that he heard a sound
The man then turned around
Someone jumped him suddenly
And assaulted him violently
Badly beaten and then robbed
He lay in the road and sobbed
Injured for many hours he lay
Many people had passed his way
Only one stopped, not to assist
To take his watch off his wrist
Hours later came a Samaritan
A social worker name of Stan
He was greatly shocked to see
Deeds committed by humanity
“Whoever hit you on the head
Really needs some help,” he said
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The Egyptians built the pyramids
The Greeks the parthenon
Prehistoric man built monoliths
Of which Stonehenge is one
But modern man's only monument
To his enduring might
Is a glass-clad priapic phallus
Six hundred feet in height
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
I have two spots on my forehead
I call them my stigmata
I have three spots on my foreskin
I blame them on smegmata
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
And finally, one for Mg...
If you surf the Internet
For the obscene
You may end up, literally,
Glued to your screen
~ Aemo.
P.s. Some are quite British related poems, the phallus one Gilean will get if he's looked around London enough.
