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Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:11 am
by Ploid
I was going to post this in the thread I saw it but I figured that would be rude and too OT. So I'll pick up with quoting suka's post.

Sukasaroth wrote:Image



this was so much more worth it.


(Looks at picture. And notice the anus is displayed for some odd reason)

I have a question... Why are so many straight dudes so into the idea of putting their member into the other hole. I mean, is that their way of testing the water to see if they're gay or some crap? :suspect:

I mostly see in online forums, but one day last month it spilled over int real life. He wasn't joking either. Using Ploid in place of my name because people call me ploid irl.

"Ploid I'm going to tell you the secret to keep the girls hooked on ya. You see, I go the extra mile. All normal punks out there do is standard stuff. But I also go in the backdoor." Badly paraphrased It was much longer than that, and a very uncomfortable speech to me. All I did in this situation was nod, and at the end I let him know that it's his thing and it's good for him. Funny thing is that exact day someone asked me if I thought he might be gay. This was before it happened, as he was telling me this I tried to keep a straight face.

For the forums there's a term people say way too much, FHUTA. FHUTA (f her up the a), was a popular term before I stopped visiting the forum due to starting ffxi and getting hooked. They still say it till this day (5 years+).

*does a search
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Pussy isn't good enough for em now? I'm ignorant and don't see how getting it in the rear is pleasurable for women.

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Edit: Well actually, this might tie into my last thread about the girl that wore a sleeveless top when it ended up freezing when the sun went down. That thread lead to child birth, and corset talk. During that time I found out some girls liked the feel of the tight corsets, and high heels. Women :failidea:
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Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:56 am
by Tyriac
:suspect:

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:03 pm
by ItsSeflol
Because they're all virgins and don't know a thing about sex. <_<

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:40 pm
by Sukasaroth
did me having sex with my gf offend you in some way?


how do you post so complex like that, i just dont understand why <.> i dont even bother reading such abominations.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:37 pm
by Iticus
Random person: I like oranges

Ploid: ya know: I've always wondered why they call them oranges. Is it the color? Did the person who named it knew it was orange? What came first? The color or the fruit? What would the color orange be called it if wasn't named after the orange? Why aren't apples called red? Or green? Or yellow? Bananas are yellow, but why are they calledd bananas and not yellow? Something fishy is goin down in the fruit business. I love my ps3!

Ploid is what I like to call an overactive thinker. You can tell him one thing and after the initial statement is made and processed its like his brain goes into overdrive. I can appreciate it. One because its entertaining to see him pick apart statements, and 2 it shows his true genius.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:08 pm
by Yorke
I love Ploid. Anyone who doesn't understand him...

A) is gay
B) isn't black
C) is a faggot
D) should stfu
E) All of the above

The answer is E

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:16 pm
by Ploid
Iticus wrote:Random person: I like oranges

Ploid: ya know: I've always wondered why they call them oranges. Is it the color? Did the person who named it knew it was orange? What came first? The color or the fruit? What would the color orange be called it if wasn't named after the orange? Why aren't apples called red? Or green? Or yellow? Bananas are yellow, but why are they calledd bananas and not yellow? Something fishy is goin down in the fruit business. I love my ps3!

Ploid is what I like to call an overactive thinker. You can tell him one thing and after the initial statement is made and processed its like his brain goes into overdrive. I can appreciate it. One because its entertaining to see him pick apart statements, and 2 it shows his true genius.


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I always wondered that actually. That pic suka posted just gave me the opportunity to discuss it. I mean it's a picture about sex organs. Although they also show the bladder, at least that has something to do with the organs. I really doubt the female's anus has something to do with the vagina, yet the male's don't.


Sukasaroth wrote:did me having sex with my gf offend you in some way?


how do you post so complex like that, i just dont understand why <.> i dont even bother reading such abominations.


No not at all suka. Sex is a natural part of life. You do your thing.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:19 pm
by ItsSeflol
*z-snap*

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:27 pm
by Asta
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRXAyBHZm8

Study this Ploid and you will have your answers.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:43 pm
by Ploid
Asta wrote:Image
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRXAyBHZm8

Study this Ploid and you will have your answers.


Interesting. I'll chalk it up to being some huge internet fad. The rl guy is just crazy.

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Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:10 am
by Mrdude
I said wut wut, in the but?

I do not know why I found that video so funny, but I did.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:27 am
by Iticus
Mrdude wrote:I said wut wut, in the but?

I do not know why I found that video so funny, but I did.


People often find humor in the things that mean the most to them, and for you that just so happens to be taking it up the butt.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:29 am
by ItsSeflol
Sexifiers: What people talk about when they have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

Anyone?
Get the reference?
Anyone? Anyone? :(

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:35 am
by Yorke
I get it. I'll fkn modify your face with my fist.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:39 am
by ItsSeflol
but you DO get it

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:41 am
by Ploid
ItsSeflol wrote:Sexifiers: What people talk about when they have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

Anyone?
Get the reference?
Anyone? Anyone? :(


I don't get the reference, but they talk about what they have no clue of what they're talking about. For 500 Alex.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:43 am
by Yorke
answer in the form of a question.

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:43 am
by ItsSeflol
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Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:44 am
by Ploid
Ooh, I remember that.

Yorke wrote:answer in the form of a question.


:shinner:

Re: Ploid's Serious Talk: Ep1 Vol1 (NSFW AO)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:45 am
by ItsSeflol
YA ILL BET