It's like 8 AM here and I just called him to wake me up. He called me the other night when he was drunk and said "I'm going to murder you." I waited for a day that he would least expect it and pwned him very badly.

btw wtf is that song?

>>Tweaker hay tweaker it's vedder
Tweaker>> hay what's up
>>Tweaker I just called to tell you that you're an asshole
Tweaker>> what did I do?
>>Tweaker Nothing, just getting you back for that voicemail
Tweaker>> dude, you woke me up
>>Tweaker YESSSSSSSSSSSS

lol, this kind of conversation happens between me and my friends all the time (especially the original DL, since he lives in South Korea)

DL>> hey dude, i just got on leave
>> DL dude... you know it's like... 4am for me right? and i have work/school tomorrow
DL>> my bad

wait 2 days

>> DL hey dude, how's it going?
DL>> wtf man, it's like 6am
>> DL HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH?!

/golfclap

I called VD/HVI/catface drunk before ^-^