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Grumpy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:10 pm
by Scorsese
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.


Grumpy leads the pack.


'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'


Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'


The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'


In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.


Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.


Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'


The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .


'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.


Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.


Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'


The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'


The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......


'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:40 pm
by Tyriac
:lol: :rofl: :lmao: :lolhammer: :bowdown: :cat:

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:47 pm
by Douglas
lulz

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:40 am
by Oraphin
LOL i likes it

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:16 am
by M fkn G
has funny. I approve

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:15 am
by Chamcham
The 7 dwarves were taking a bath. They all felt happy, so happy got out.

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:10 am
by Nieryo
lol cham, how the fuck did you catch scor saying that in for ur sig?

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:29 am
by Oraphin
Scor has told me he wants to lick ice cream off up's boobs many times. Yet i don't have a SS of it. Jus ask him he'll admit it :P

Re: Grumpy

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 pm
by Chamcham
He said to me suddenly in tells that he had a deep dark secret he wanted to share with me.
And that was it.