Ploid wrote:urns full of grandma.

LOL!
pretty sure this happened.

meeting the parents, were you?

I would ask to be sure but then my woman might get weepy and fuck that lol

I'm looking at Bachelorette dvr under my own free will.

It's funny, you'd think they would have a super model as the girl, she's just a regular white girl with a million dollar makeover.

Holy crap dude is crying lol this is funny!!

lol think I'm now in trouble because I turned down going out to see Transformers 3. Crap. Just because I sometimes play games I'm not a transformers fan.

Transformers 2 gave me AIDs it was so bad.

lol so apparently Transformers 3 is awesome, even for a girl. Guess I missed out. Tomorr.. today is Friday so there's time before it's old news.

transformers 3:
now with 20% less attractive white girl and more pew pew!

Man that new girl scares me.

Herpes cluster?

@_@ crap, I just looked up herpes cluster to find a funny picture I saw somewhere that was totally making fun of a old internet story about bobbing for gummy bears out of a woman's vagina and totally forgot about the horrors of google image search........

instead I'll rather post this and try to scrub my brain with bleach.


Also after seeing the horrors of herpes those valtrex commercials are so wrong.

Girl: I have genital herpes.
Guy: And I don.. wait you have herpes? WAAAAAATT!!!

if you google herpes you get what you deserve

I have a serious issue with stuff. I'm pretty much a robot and like being a robot. Cold, emotionless, and just don't care. I probably need therapy. Maybe something broke in my brain.

You're a man.
Just push all those emotions down into a cold bitter lump in your belly like nature intended.
You don't need therapy!

you're 40

Yorke wrote:you're 40

Was praying to the lawd someone would say that.

I got u dawg

Ok I think it's more extreme than I described. I don't do the PDA thing, nor private display of affection thing. When I see people that I haven't seen in forever I'd just say what's up, maybe shake their hand, and move on if I don't really care about them much, or if I'm busy. My brother came back from Afghanistan (he's going back in 4 days) and when I first saw him I was on my way to do something, all I did was nod to him and said sup. I never say good morning, or ask people how their day was.

I don't see how people put up with me now that I think about it. If I had a kid I'd probably freak out and I'd be a bad father, I have a nephew and he's an annoying bugger to me. This stuff probably put a strain on my relationship but I probably don't notice it. I don't want to change either, thought about trying to do better but it'll just be an act. I'm screwed up.

If someone that I know irl see this, keep this to yourself. I'll kill you (not really but, don't spy on me bro).

/live journal

clear your browser history

also, all kids that arent yours [mine] are annoying.

all kids are annoying

The most annoying ability that a kid has at birth is the cry ability. The worst sound on earth.