I get outlotted on everything

[Bodycount]

that statement should come with a rack shot

[Yorke]

It goes in the emo thread since it's becoming problematic.

Goes with that Jim Halpert picture that I had posted a few pics ago.

[Bodycount]

you wish to hit it but the feeling isn't reciprocated???

[ItsSeflol]

We need pix and we will decide if she's good enough for you.

[Yorke]

Not reciprocated isn't the correct terminology.

Complications.

[Bodycount]

bros before ho's
unless you hate the guy!

[Ploid]

It goes in the emo thread since it's becoming problematic.

Goes with that Jim Halpert picture that I had posted a few pics ago.

If you want to hook up with her, being a friend first is a good way to start.. unless she's the type where you feel having her as a friend is more important than losing her after the hook. Or you can be adults about it and be friends with benefits.

Edit: Oh sounds like she's probably taken or is a nun.

[ItsSeflol]

Or just bring her to a bar and get her wasted.

[Yorke]

I dig nun uni's, what can I say

[Ploid]

I have birds living in a small hole between spots where my metal roof meet. Should I shoo them out? I expected them to move when the babies grew up but it seem like they're starting over. They don't even sing, and I think they may like it here now that I was gifted a bird feeder.

Or just bring her to a bar and get her wasted.

Or take her to the bar and have her to get you wasted. See if she takes advantage of you lol.

By take advantage of you I mean


But that's only if she's awesome.

[Yorke]

Given recent medical status I wouldn't dare try for pity pussy.

Only really care since I totally could have brought home 2 different 9+'s last week (not at the same time; at least i hope not at this point) and neglected to do so.

The biggest problem is the risk of the conversation, hopefully I'm moving out of the area soon enough anyway so it'll be a non-issue.

[Ploid]

Found this while looking up makeup prank and I have to post it.

[Yorke]

Dear Ploid's edit,

As awesome and more.

Sincerely,
E$

[Ploid]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Girls with a sense of humor are insanely haawwwtttt

[Yorke]

Yeah, cause there's like 5 ever.

She's in said 5.

[Ploid]

Most girls I know are way too serious. It's boring, dull, and blah blah.

Edit: I taught my sister to laugh and make people laugh as a kid, but yesterday I showed her the Iron Baby video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4 ) and all she could say is "People have too much time on their hands"..... WHAAAAT!

[Yorke]

Basically my point exactly.

Which I think is why I was completely uninterested in those the other night, have way too much fun other places.

[Bodycount]

usually if a chick is cool enough to want to hang out with you generally don't want to bang them
the ones you do want to do both with are so rare you gotta capitalize on that when you can

[Bodycount]

friends bulldog Sherman died the other day
/sadface
I also have had my womans sisters dog for the last month or two because her retarded teenage son burned her house down and the hotel wouldn't let her take the dog with her. This dog is retarded.
fml

[Ploid]

Oh crap, son burned down the house? Aaaahh, fires usually claim the best stuff. Sentimental things like pictures, and urns full of grandma.

I remember making a ton of money scanning old photos after someone (rich) got a fire scare and lost a few family photos already. Thank goodness they didn't know how scanners work. I do believe that was the easiest money I ever made.