Edit:

Found a new goal. Before I die I want to look as ridiculous as this dude. Dallas Cowgirls trainer. He looks like some weird robot in motion, he's like 46, and he has a awesome gig.





I have a looot of time to do this lol. If I don't reach this goal, I'll simply curse life.

That job would suck.

Who wants a job where you do nothing but work with very hot cheerleaders, fuck that.

Owait.

I am Jim Halpert.



Content appropriate given situation.

Hall Pass

That girl + Christina Applegate, can't believe she's getting old.

I think I may have been slipped some vicodin. Had a headache and there was no aspirin so I asked if there was anything else. Kitchen drawer way in the back "Here, this is advil. Take two (emptys two pills into my hand)." Then today I had another headache so 5am I go to that same drawer and look in the back, and grab that bottle. I make sure to read it to make sure it's the advil, low and behold it's Vicodin, no other bottle there. From now on I'm making sure I read bottles before I take.

did it get rid of your headache?
it's just a pain med but kind of addictive apparently~

Yeah, I'm more surprised that it was a lie and that I was stupid enough to accept it without looking. I'd probably be easily poisoned if I was a target. Also with people stealing organs I'll probably dodge that bullet with this new found paranoia.

I take it for my shoulder currently and I don't see the addictive side of em.

I figured they'd make you all tingly and relaxed based on House lol. Also based on a show called Intervention (A&E channel) or something. People stealing and stuff to pay for their Vicodin addiction.

Most likely your body get used to the drugs and if you stop taking a lot of them you'll probably start feeling like crap.

they sell those things in canada without a script (lol).

they give me a full body buzz really...not nearly as bad as a cigarette but after about 30 minutes I feel like I'm floating. Don't get me wrong, they're fun, but I don't see myself wanting to take them after my script is gone.

also I only have 7.5's....the 10's are srs biz

only when I watch Rudy tyvm

I move if someone I don't know starts crying beside me.. unless she's hot of course

Every time I watch it I burst out laughing. I like when the guy throw the ball for the dog and the dog go in the opposite direction hahha.

I don't even like being in the same room as people on their phones.

If someone comes to your home to work and they ask you to put your dog away, don't tell them your dog won't bite you, just put the god damn dog away.

"don't worry, if he bites he's just playing"

I play by kicking your dog in the ribs, coincidentally.

"Listen. If your dog bites me and I break it's leg or spoon an eye out you won't be happy"
She had to reschedule.

I really fucking hate cell phones.
I have no problem lipping off to people if they use their phone during a movie.
I dont get how people can be that inconsiderate and retarded.
Get off your fucking phone for 2 hours.

my best friend is stunning (she)