Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:30 am
Sukasaroth wrote:fuck dem bitches in da bum
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Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:21 am
ItsSeflol wrote:Sukasaroth wrote:fuck dem bitches in da bum with a wrench
??????????????????????? you're fucking sick
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:12 pm
I was kinda hoping it was a Can't Hardly Wait thing where all my friends would break up with their girls so we could hang out more (not penis-wise). I was wrong ;<
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:52 pm
Mrdude wrote:ItsSeflol wrote:Sukasaroth wrote:fuck dem bitches in da bum with a wrench and twist!
??????????????????????? you're fucking sick
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Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:18 pm
I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:26 pm
Block her number. Done.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:45 pm
That's the ultimate safety valve.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:18 pm
Lol Chiz, I admit that took me a while. Getting too old. My 18 year lifespan is terribly past due.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:47 pm
Yorke wrote:I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.
A 100% Catholic to the core chick gave me oralz on a couch on new years eve in front of her friends (although it was dark so they might not have seen). Do I report this to God or her Minister or something?
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:03 pm
I had to choose between Seven Pounds and Yes Man. I didn't want to give the wrong signal that I can be easily molded so I chose the opposite of Yes Man. I came close to being the guy that cried at the movies while the girl comforts him. Hate chick flicks, but that was pretty sick. I'm a bit emo now though. I can't top that gift.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:04 pm
Did you get laid after?
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:14 pm
No, saving myself this year for a week.
Girl punishing me for a while, even though I saw the movie I got a long way to go.
I also hate good chick flicks, or sad movies where the girl do things that kinda amplify the sad factor. Like I'm already trying to show that I'm not soft then I get my hand squeezed. It's like I'm a battle of trying to keep a straight face. Can't put my hand near my face because I get accused of crying, I can't sniff or wipe my nose due to my sudden cold. It's a hassle, and not fun. This is why I hate going.
I don't know what seven pounds rated but don't go see it, and if you do, do not pay attention.
Girl punishing me for a while, even though I saw the movie I got a long way to go.
I also hate good chick flicks, or sad movies where the girl do things that kinda amplify the sad factor. Like I'm already trying to show that I'm not soft then I get my hand squeezed. It's like I'm a battle of trying to keep a straight face. Can't put my hand near my face because I get accused of crying, I can't sniff or wipe my nose due to my sudden cold. It's a hassle, and not fun. This is why I hate going.
I don't know what seven pounds rated but don't go see it, and if you do, do not pay attention.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:53 am
If a man enjoys a chick flick for any reason other than the pussy after they are Amylea.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:34 am
what the fuck.
I thought sef was talking to himself until I read the left hand side of the page.
what the fuck.
I thought sef was talking to himself until I read the left hand side of the page.
what the fuck.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 am
lol
I'll change back. Been too lazy to do so.
I'll change back. Been too lazy to do so.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:25 pm
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,hi
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:28 am
ItsSeflol wrote:Yorke wrote:I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.
A 100% Catholic to the core chick gave me oralz on a couch on new years eve in front of her friends (although it was dark so they might not have seen). Do I report this to God or her Minister or something?
I'd hi5 your hands but I didn't have any desire to do anything with that girl at all and she took advantage of me.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:46 am
You are however getting your junk knocked around which is more than 99% of the XI player-base can say.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:58 am
Oh lord, she's going back to school and she wants me to go visit her and her roommates.
Thing is, she has 8 roommates in a sorority house but I have a feeling she'd try to lock me away from those ladies. Fuck that noise.
Thing is, she has 8 roommates in a sorority house but I have a feeling she'd try to lock me away from those ladies. Fuck that noise.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:54 pm
btw I saw Yes Man too and I recommend that one. Jim Carey is teh funny. Although it's still chick flicky. But hey, I now say yes a lot more and things are changing for the better! 