I get outlotted on everything

[ItsSeflol]

fuck dem bitches in da bum

[Mrdude]

fuck dem bitches in da bum with a wrench

??????????????????????? you're fucking sick

[Yorke]

I was kinda hoping it was a Can't Hardly Wait thing where all my friends would break up with their girls so we could hang out more (not penis-wise). I was wrong ;<

[ItsSeflol]

fuck dem bitches in da bum with a wrench and twist!

??????????????????????? you're fucking sick

ooooosnap

[Yorke]

I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.

[Ploid]

Block her number. Done.

[Yorke]

That's the ultimate safety valve.

[Ploid]

Lol Chiz, I admit that took me a while. Getting too old. My 18 year lifespan is terribly past due.

[ItsSeflol]

I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.

A 100% Catholic to the core chick gave me oralz on a couch on new years eve in front of her friends (although it was dark so they might not have seen). Do I report this to God or her Minister or something?

[Ploid]

I had to choose between Seven Pounds and Yes Man. I didn't want to give the wrong signal that I can be easily molded so I chose the opposite of Yes Man. I came close to being the guy that cried at the movies while the girl comforts him. Hate chick flicks, but that was pretty sick. I'm a bit emo now though. I can't top that gift.

[ItsSeflol]

Did you get laid after?

[Ploid]

No, saving myself this year for a week.

Girl punishing me for a while, even though I saw the movie I got a long way to go.

I also hate good chick flicks, or sad movies where the girl do things that kinda amplify the sad factor. Like I'm already trying to show that I'm not soft then I get my hand squeezed. It's like I'm a battle of trying to keep a straight face. Can't put my hand near my face because I get accused of crying, I can't sniff or wipe my nose due to my sudden cold. It's a hassle, and not fun. This is why I hate going.

I don't know what seven pounds rated but don't go see it, and if you do, do not pay attention.

[ItsSeflol]

If a man enjoys a chick flick for any reason other than the pussy after they are Amylea.

[Mrdude]

what the fuck.


I thought sef was talking to himself until I read the left hand side of the page.


what the fuck.

[Ploid]

lol

I'll change back. Been too lazy to do so.

[Lolmy]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,hi

[Yorke]

I've been banging this girl (while both drunk) for a few days and I don't want to speak to her anymore.

A 100% Catholic to the core chick gave me oralz on a couch on new years eve in front of her friends (although it was dark so they might not have seen). Do I report this to God or her Minister or something?

I'd hi5 your hands but I didn't have any desire to do anything with that girl at all and she took advantage of me.

[ItsSeflol]

You are however getting your junk knocked around which is more than 99% of the XI player-base can say.

[Yorke]

Oh lord, she's going back to school and she wants me to go visit her and her roommates.

Thing is, she has 8 roommates in a sorority house but I have a feeling she'd try to lock me away from those ladies. Fuck that noise.

[Ploid]

btw I saw Yes Man too and I recommend that one. Jim Carey is teh funny. Although it's still chick flicky. But hey, I now say yes a lot more and things are changing for the better!