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double facepalm!

For that special someone:


For that extra special someone:








Edit: Btw both of these items are a joke fake product. I hope at least. Not sure these days, the internet has some weird things.

Ploid wrote:

Hilarious

The Cone is actually a real product...

I remember seeing it somewhere before....

either way, Aemo isnt lying >.>

Since I can't start a new thread I'll post these pictures with the story behind them. Edit: Actually I'll just be brief with the article. It was way too long and a lot of rambling. The tl;dnr version is



What's wrong with these pictures? She's 14. Yea, how could you not tell. She obviously got in with a fake id, and girls and the rate some of their bodies develop.

I actually almost got screwed up in the same situation, but the girl told me before I did anything stupid, then acted all shocked when I didn't want anything to do with her (she was also around 14 or 15, I was 18 or 20). I didn't touch her btw, I'm in the clear, good thin I was a talk first act later kinda dude.



Dude is owned.

image'd

Fixed

Have sex first, ask questions later.

Ok that will get you in a whole different kind of trouble. Then you'll end up on one of those genital herpes commercials.

Sef: I have herpes.
Hott latino girl: But I don't.
Sef: And I want to make sure she never get it from me.
Hott latino girl: That's why he use Valtrex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0wwwUDX3nA

I'd take that bitch to the hoop.

Edit:



I remember dying laughing when the train was chasing him and peeped from behind a tree or something. I was in so much pain. Nothing ever made me laugh like that.

found it on FFXIAH >_>

gay

Leslie Nielsen should star in every movie.

Yorke wrote:Leslie Nielsen should star in every movie.

^

Yorke wrote:Leslie Nielsen should star in every movie.

this man is a saint

Woman approaches Leslie Nielsen as Ryan Harrison.

Woman: Cass Lake.
Ryan: No, no, Ryan Harrison. You're confusing me for some woman.