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Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:47 pm
by Yorke
you weren't there
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:07 am
by Lolmy
guess the invite got lost in the mail..it happens..

Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:19 am
by Mrdude
or they just didnt send it, idk.
Its possible.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:43 am
by Lolmy
dont be dumb.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:16 am
by Lutia
I only invite people that are sure about their sexuality and sexual interests.
Which means that this forum is almost completely banned.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:28 am
by ItsSeflol
So she does take it in the bum.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:06 pm
by Mrdude
ItsSeflol wrote:So she does take it in the bum.
I can vouch this.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:00 pm
by Safersephx
remember pso's loli wife? didn't his brother fk her and then something terrible happened and there may or may not have been police investigations?
you dont have any siblings do you lutia?
also i thought u were gonna get married to xeph????

Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:10 pm
by Ploid
Just don't give her a reason to want to have sex with another dude. Just like girls that don't want their man cheating on them, they treat them great and give the other girls out there some stiff competition.
Tasha: Hey Lutia you look hansom as #@%&
Lutia: -_- my wife tells me that all the time.
Brittney: Lutia look at my big boobs, do you want to feel them?
Lutia: Meh my wife's are bigger.
Sara: Lutia I'm going to shower you with compliments and make you feel great.
Lutia: Thanks.
Sara: Is it working? Am I making you wish you were with me rather than your wife?
Lutia: No, my wife treats me too good, much better than you.
Lutia: Ladies, ladies, you had your chance. I'm taken now.
Both sides have to bring their A game, marriage is tough work. Especially when you find sweet opportunities and want to try different exotic food when you're get a bit tired of eating Chinese. Beware of the sampler plates, you might want more.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:08 am
by Bodycount
Safersephx wrote:remember pso's loli wife? didn't his brother fk her and then something terrible happened and there may or may not have been police investigations?
you dont have any siblings do you lutia?
also i thought u were gonna get married to xeph????

I remember that up until the police investigations...
With his superior American military training Pso should have been able to ice him without detection.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:12 am
by ItsSeflol
Plois its really easy to not cheat.
The trick is to stop before your dick is in her pussy and or other holes*.
*Ear sex notwithstanding.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:09 pm
by Dhiloda
Blowjobs don't count.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:16 pm
by ItsSeflol
Not if you're the president.
Also, is this a male (ts) order bride thing lutia or is she the girl next door?
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:47 pm
by Ploid
lol what the crap sef
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:32 pm
by Bodycount
keep em above the belt dawgs
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:27 pm
by Yorke
not what she said at all
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:34 pm
by Bodycount
o,ok carry on
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:16 pm
by Mrdude
friend of mine was seriously looking into getting a mail order bride.
he was talking to some blond Russian girl who was definitely too hot to be real. no idea where that ended up, but it was hilarious. Funny part is he really has no trouble with girls.
Re: I'm going to get married...
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:34 am
by ItsSeflol