Mef likes pbjs, and I make the best pbj ever! No soggy bread by the time lunch time comes. I dont always make him pbj, just when he runs out of other stuff ;p

Ask him about the baked ravioli, lasagna, chicken, fish, or anything I've made. Hell I even make meatloaf taste good >p

lol, all joking aside, I do like to cook, and I'll bust out some recipes later, only awake now to make mef his PBJS! ;p

That lucky punk Mef. This thread is no good for me. Makes me hungry just like looking at the food channel.

I made hamburger steak last night. No onions, cuz I'm not really fond of them, and no mushrooms, I can't eat those.

So just beef patties with brown gravy, rly. Pretty simple, but it was tasty nevertheless. :>

How boring...if you were a true Chef Mira, you'd make him Chicken Kiev! A Russian chicken dish. I'll explain how it is:

A russian dish of white breast chicken fried in canola oil with parmesan butter and parsley on the inside. Served with a side of twice baked potatoes and cream corn. Mmmmmmm

What is it w/ you black ppl and chicken?

My mother once told me the history of the negro infatuation with chicken, and it goes a little something like this :

During the slavery days, the blacks did not receive the required nourishment for a full life. They were forced to fend for themselves in every facet of their lives. However, upon occasion, there would be that "kind" master that would throw his slaves the scraps or unwanted parts of the meal for that night, typically the chicken. They would toss the slaves the chicken's guts, the neck, the pig's feet, etc. This is why today in black households you'll see them eating things like Pig Feet, Gizards, Chitluns (hog guts) etc. Chicken was the most common thing that slaves ate, and as such, we've since acquired an insatiable desire for the poultry.

And that's...the lesson for today.

My grandpa ate raw onions like they were apples.....

You don't see me doing that!

IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT CHICKENS AND BLACKS ARE QUITE FOND OF ONE ANOTHER /chappelled

mmmm raw onion

people who need to announce their birthdays to everyone else are probably pretty insecure.

pale are you afraid of us forgetting your existance? ;oa

Pale who?

Hey screw you guys. I've decided to buy my laptop...TOMORROW. Decided to step my game up and get a Dell XPS 1210. Gonna set me back $1,074 but whatever. See you bitches soon lol

Wow laptops sure are cheap now I guess. Just remember the commercial though. Take your eye off it for 2 seconds and it's gone.

I'd get one of those phones that can do just as much as a laptop though. They're cheaper and no one will have the same phone as you most likely.

Yeah, if you go to college/university, never leave the thing unattended, or someone is likely to steal it.



He'll probably be black, too!

It shall be chained at my hip. I'll kill any man who tries to take what's mine, and I'm not joking lol


HOWEVER


If it's a woman, I'll spare her life if she's hot and seckses me up for a while, then all is forgiven. I'm not totally without mercy...