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#41 Post by Kooyo »

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

The bartender says "Oh cool, where did u get that?"

The parrot says "Africa"
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#42 Post by Lolmy »

olde :plain:
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#43 Post by Safersephx »

lewl....new one to me ^^



and plois, u need to chill out rly
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#44 Post by ItsSeflol »

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I wasn't seriously upset, I just seriously didn't find them funny. I made up those lame jokes for no reason and with no effort so it's not like I put a lot of time and thought into them. I play games like gta, I don't mind violence. I thought the holocaust joke was odd, and maybe wasn't meant as a joke at first (Jaye's odd way of saying what's up eden).
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#46 Post by Lolmy »

If you had a gun and 2 bullets left, and hitler, stalin, and a politician were standing in front of you, who would you shoot?

the politician, with both bullets


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#47 Post by Ploid »

Ok why the politician?
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#48 Post by Machdaddy »

hm, that one is kinda laem. Technically, Hitler and Stalin were both politicians <.<a
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#49 Post by Ploid »

Well I guess it was a trick question. Both bullets meeting a politician each, and there was always 2 people and never 3. But "a politician" destroys that theory.
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#50 Post by Kobesama »

Ploid wrote:Well I guess it was a trick question. Both bullets meeting a politician each, and there was always 2 people and never 3. But "a politician" destroys that theory.

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#51 Post by Ploid »

the politician, with both bullets


The politicians. The person asking the question seems bent on the politician being a third person, and a singular person. Bad presentation.
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#52 Post by ItsSeflol »

Two politicians walk into a bar.
They both fall.
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#53 Post by Kobesama »

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#54 Post by sera »

bush, cheney and sarah palin are on a plane

suddenly the plane loses cabin pressure and begins to plummet to teh ground

who is saved?

The rest of the world
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#55 Post by sera »

a polish man is running from an SS solder during ww2... during his run, he prays to god for help. he says "god, if you save me, i'll dedicate my life to serving you." god decides to save him, and descends upon the SS solder. He tells the soldier "Soldier, I am God, listen to me -- you must let this man go free, he is destined to become the pope!" The SS soldier replies, "but what about me?"

God answers "oh, you'll be next."
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#56 Post by SerZelig »

A father takes his daughter to tje doctors. Doctor ask "is she sexually active?" and the father replies "no, she lays there like her mother!"

how is that for a joke :bat:
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#57 Post by Kobesama »

Omg Zelig :spin:
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#58 Post by Blaize »

Lolmy wrote:If you had a gun and 2 bullets left, and hitler, stalin, and a politician were standing in front of you, who would you shoot?

the politician, with both bullets


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Tell them to line up, shoot once, hit all 3 with 1 bullet. Keep the other bullet for Zelig^^

jk srsly omg
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#59 Post by Kobesama »

LMAO, gud1 Blaize :D
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#60 Post by Blaize »

:orly:
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