sera when are we hanging out

cum 2 ny

I already came?

twhs

dewd sef if u goin2 enwhy we need 2 u no...

I need to embarrass sefypoo at drinking this time, we were moderate at best with our last consumption.

Not much you can do to embarrass me that I haven't done already. D;a

Someone turned off the lights in the room while you were peeing in a cup for a physical to a athletics program causing you to freak out and soak your only pair of pants on campus? Thats pretty darn embarrassing.

that'll happen

What if I told you something like that has happened? ._.

I would say: owned.

I'd ask for details Sef

All powercut's fault

Power went out when I was drunk and pissing once, I hit the seat of the toilet and there was some major splashback.

I have done the same, hahaha

Two words to describe us:
pwn

I actually had a mirror next to the toilet that I also had the clean the following day~

Ironically..or coincidentally..whatever, I'm off to get drunk with my boss and some fellow employees, hoping to fuck the amazingly hot waitress that just turned 19.
Later nig.

Splendid, good luck with your endeavor~