19 foot snake killed near Miami. Longest ever recorded snake in the contiguous 48 states.

In a related story, fuck Florida. Fuck it very...very hard.

Oh maan. Darn the south, but especially Florida's tropic like beasts. There was a huge snake at my other house. I wasn't there but the neighbor explained it to me. Since then I've been kinda scared to go there to cut the grass. I saw one snake there though. I was cutting on the back as usual but with a push mower. I actually cut in a circle around it, as I got closer to the center it jetted out of the middle almost like a sidewinder (it was a black runner I think). It scared the crap out of me. I had no clue it was in there, the grass wasn't even that tall. Since then the saying "Snake in the grass" was clearly understood by me. I mean, I knew what the saying meant but I didn't know snakes were pretty much invisible in grass.

Why do you have two houses?

One in one city, the other in the other city?? This is Mississippi, stuff be cheap.

has anyone ever figured out what plois does for a living

Let's not, I like my privacy especially on the internet. The internet is scary, my name is John Doe.

So how about those Wildcats? 4 - 0

Obviously for when one simply is not enough house.

People usually rent out their other houses. I just moved to the one I'm in now, this new area if you remember (surrounded by white people). I travel between the two cities each week. Family can come and have a place to crash in a familiar city and visit old friends. It's a good place worth keeping, and I changed the kitchen + dining room into a sports bar like area. A couple of tables, mirrors on the walls to create space and tvs. The city is boring though.

Yes but you clearly must be doing well enough that you can afford two houses plus all the necessities you have on a daily basis. PEER PRESSURE. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING PLOIS

How often do you move to a new place before selling your old? Imagine having a apartment in a cool city, then your girlfriend wants you to move in with her, so you do but don't give up your apartment in awesome town. Now you have two places. Also I assure you I'm not rich, if I was I'd have a new motorcycle (too soon ; .



I'm a gangster king pin.

Crack dealer
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Bodycount wrote:Crack dealer
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My guess was gigolo.

THEY'D HAVE THE PRY THE GUN FROM HIS COLD DEAD HANDS.

I don't understand guns.

Nephew broke my other headphones. These have a constant hiss sound in them. They also run on batteries. Better than my old ones though, the ear part isn't cloth. I think I found a new hobby. I have 4 earphones, and 5 earbuds now. I'm not much of a music person, but these help when I play games with guns in them, I can crank the sound all as loud as I want without really disturbing anyone.

Are those Beats Audio or is it a 6 not a b? I tried a pair of Beats Audio (by Dre) and wasn't that impressed. They're decent but they seem to have a boosted low end, which might be fine for some music (rap/hip-hop) but it isn't balanced.

Personally, I love my Sennheiser studio headphones. Great sound quality and very comfortable over-ear I can wear all day.

Yeah Beats Executive. They hurt my left ear when I wear them for a while too. I had a pair of basic Sennheiser headphones, I liked them a lot. The ear pads started peeling though.

We have a pair of beats too and when using them for like more than an hour they also start to hurt my ears >;
white people problems

Saw that on Deadspin yesterday....fantastic

These things can be as big as a watermelon and grow in tall trees. Imagine having one fall on your head. The shell is thick and like a walnut. Overpowered tree.