Dear Scorsese,

I think I just unloaded a little in my trousers.

I need another haitcur. My roots are showing by like an inch now :< What style do you prepose I get?

~ Aemo

P.s. What kind of Chocolate would you use?

XxXxXxXxX

Dear Aemora,

I like you with long hair, so imo, I say cut it no more than an inch. As for style, the way you have it now is all sexy-like.

As for what kinda chocolate? Ghiradelli chocolate syrup. I don't use the cheap shit.



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Dear Safer,


/sigh

Dear Scorsese,

Today, me being my casual self, was talking to this girl in work, after I posted my last submission. Well, I was mentioning having my haircut again, and I showed her to picture I posted on the Olde Eden Website, the photo that I took like, 2hrs after I had it cut, that is also my passport photo.

Welp, she gave me her phone number, yo...

Thus, I'm afraid Scorsese that you are going to have to become my secret bit-on-the-side, and that whilst I persue some form of sexual relationship with this delightfully char... Sexy bitch, I'm afraid that any further sexual intercourse with yourself, unfortunately, is going to have to be had in stolen moments and precious minutes.

Or you could come to Wales, get her to Die-in-a-Fire, and have your wicked way with me for all of eternity.

Or until I run out of spermatazoon. :<

~ Teh Sexione.

Dear Aemora,

Like many aspects of my personal life, this disappointment comes as no surprise. However, I do thank you for being upright and honest with me. As I wish to continue what we have, I will take what I can get. I will come to Wales, and while I am not the murderous type, I will do my best to be friends with her. However, I will not hesitate to shove my hand down your pants when her back is turned. Nor will I refrain from grabbing your crotch while whispering 'mine' in your ear when she leaves the room for a sec. And every moment we have alone without the bit.....er, beautiful dame, you will experience immense pleasure that when she attempts to do the same to you, you will feel nothing but utter disappointment in her, as you look forward when you return to my side if only for a brief moment.

And so, my dear Aemora, I will look forward to the next time I get to see you, touch you, kiss you...and shag the living daylights out of you.

And now if you'll excuse me, I must cancel that order of chocolate and strawberries.

Yours truly.

~Teh Scor

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Dear Amylea,

Don't make me slam you in the boobs.

Omg the images ;;;;;;;;

Dear Scorsese,

I know that whilst my pursuit of a relationship may be a futile endevour, as I do find it hard to 'commit' to a person who will inevitably cheat on me with someone else, it is time I believe that I got another partner. Six months have passed now since my previous relationship, and I am attracted to another person.

However, I am a wild man-whore at parties, and I do play the field a bit. Hey, why not? To fit under some sort of sociological stereotyping of "Young adults" these days, I am young and carefree, and lacking of STDs. I do enjoy getting my penis fondled, what man wouldn't. However, the difference between me and 'other men', is that unlike most, I would also have my penis fondled by 'other men'.

Thus I invite you to Wales. I invite you to my, er, humble abode. I welcome you will open arms and no underwear into my house, and I will sit you down, prepare an assortment of edible delights, and place them on the floor between you and I. I will sit there, teasing you slowly as I slowly and teasingly feed my appetite on the fruits before me; both the edible kind and the loin kind. And whilst some can see this act as an act of betrayal to a relationship with a female friend that I have yet to commit to, I am a stereotypical young and carefree youth, and with pleasure my naked body in more adventerous ways than I care imagine.

Alternatively, I will sit there and allow you to tease me. Naked and hard, what will you do with me Scorsese? Will you whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Will you drizzle syrup over my chest and lick it off slowly, or use as some metamorphic glue to create the making of our passionate love together (aka Hard fuck) more slow, delicious and sticky. Will you caress me, hold me, touch me in places no woman would think of touching? Would you soothe me, anger me, infuriate me or make me loathe you for the way you make me feel, knowing that there is no other person alive out there that can do what you do to me? Will you lock me, tie me up to some contraption that only enhances the passing of our time together, like a catalyst to fuel the desires within? Or will you disappoint me, and make me what to persue a member of the opposite sex, in the hope of blind faith that she would have an incline as to what I like being done to me, and what I like doing to others?

Yours,

~ Gaymora.

wow....


someone lock this thread >_>

awww i think safer is feeling left out

someone console him.....

carry on boys

Tyriac, you're a Yaoi fangirl aren't you?

Gawd...

you wanna try lfp on pld... something has to keep me amused

go Ris, console the poor man

i'm sure gun would if he was about

i miss gunshow =(

Same
but i don't expect any contact till end of month, possibly end of next month.
He will let me know whats going on tho as and when he can

Dear Infidels,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR THREAD

Yours,

Angry Mob.

I think I just puked a little in my mouth

Dear Amras,

Don't worry, I still think you're hot.

Sincerely, Scor~

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Dear Safer,

I hate Canada. They ruin the French language.

Regards, Scor~

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Dear Aemora,

I'm at a loss at what to say. As much as I would like to pursue, and as hard as I try, the one thing I have never been good at doing is sharing. Therefore since I can't have you to myself, I'm going to have to release you. Heartwrenching, isn't it? Don't worry, this may very well be the best thing. Who knows if this new relationship will work out and be the best thing that's ever happened to you. Conversely, I may meet someone who I really care for more than just a sexual object. Who can say? But I will be strong as I let you go, I may turn back to Amras because he's been such a great comfort to me in the past.

And so now, my dear Aemora, I humbly pack up my chocolate and strawberries, leaving you this single red rose, to remind you of all the wonderful times we had and who knows which way the winds of fate will blow. Perhaps someday we will find each other once again.
Until then, be safe, and take care of yourself.


Hmmm....I wonder what Eudon is doing...


Yours Truly,

Scorsese
a.k.a. Scor the whore~

Scorsese wrote:And so now, my dear Aemora, I humbly pack up my chocolate and strawberries, leaving you this single red rose, to remind you of all the wonderful times we had and who knows which way the winds of fate will blow.

Fag.

Aemora wrote:I would also have my penis fondled by 'other men'.

Aemora wrote:I welcome you will open arms and no underwear into my house, and I will sit you down, prepare an assortment of edible delights, and place them on the floor between you and I. I will sit there, teasing you slowly as I slowly and teasingly feed my appetite on the fruits before me; both the edible kind and the loin kind.

Aemora wrote:Yours,

~ Gaymora.

The pot calling the kettle black.

Fkn flamer!

<3<3

WOTEVA