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Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:13 pm
by Gilean
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Scor and wait Pale
Last one....
Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger....!!!
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:14 pm
by Safersephx
omg im so offended
LS OFF
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:15 pm
by Gilean
lmao Safer

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:15 pm
by Palerider
I concede...

By the way, how do I change my rank? Eden Master is gay and I'm so much more creative lol.
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:45 pm
by Scorsese
Ranks are exclusive to admins. Gimme something pretty and I might change it. :>
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:58 pm
by Ploid
I remember doing momma jokes everyday before school started in the morning. Someone would always leave the gym with their head held low when the bell rung to head to class. It's all fun and games until the jokes are pointed in your direction and people actually know your parents, and all about you. That said..
Ok I have no jokes. Thought I remembered some good ones but thinking about it, they sound stupid and childish. To think MTV had a series based on nothing but people telling "Yo momma" jokes -_-
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:23 pm
by Scorsese
Thank you, Ploid, for spoiling our fun. :<
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:41 pm
by Ploid
Just doing my part to make sure another Free Thread Association monster is born :\ It's up to 1,400 posts now. It's probably taking up over half this forum's bandwith lol.
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:45 pm
by Scorsese
No need to thank me. :>
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:14 am
by Ploid
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:19 am
by Machdaddy
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:21 am
by Aemora
What's the definition of Sadness?
Running through an orphanage singing, "Where's your momma gone?"
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:38 am
by Upstateicicle
yer momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:55 am
by Lolmy
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:28 pm
by Oraphin
Your Momma is so stupid, she run over by a parked car!
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:57 pm
by Palerider
At this point...I'm all out of yo momma jokes? Anyone else out? LOL
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:12 pm
by Ploid
-_- Your mother is so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with a cheerio.
Your mother is so skinny, she fell in a crack.
Your mother is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head and said she was trying to make up her mind.
Your mother is so ugly, they had to tie a pork chip to her waist so the dog would play with her.
Your mother is so ugly, the government moved halloween to her birthday.
Your mother is so ugly, even rice krispies wont' talk to her.
Oh man this is so stupid. Lock the thread please
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:14 pm
by Scorsese
Incoming lame!
Your momma's so ugly, God looked at her and said 'Oops...'
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:15 pm
by Ploid
lol ok that made me chuckle.
Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:24 pm
by Palerider
Scor, your mother is so stupid, da bitch yelled in an envelope and I said, "The hell you doing woman?!" and she said...sending a voice mail.
<_<