Indeed. I value him not only as a friend, but as a dedicated post count whore. Luv ya brotha!

I'm really embarrassed by my post count. Way to insult me.

Ediut !: Omg just noticed your avatar. Soooooo awesomely funny. I'm not going to lie like most people on the internet, and say that I spit my pepsi on to my expensive computer equipment, but I laughed uncontrollably.

I've lost it only a few times. I can't remember the last time I spit my drink out in an effort to note how funny something was/is tho.

Party didn't end too well. Bad mix of small foxes, a lot of rope, a blow torch, alcohol, and doughnuts.

That picture is racist as it is devoid of any and all black people ;/

lol, most of us got out of the picture when white people started burning things. The first cop that showed up gave us the clue. Can't risk going to jail or getting beat down by multiple night sticks mang.

A very good point. I was kinda glad that none of us were in the picture because the media likely would have slanted it to make it look like we are horrible people despite the fact that we were trying to break up the riot (See : Harold and Kumar 2 car scene). They shant tarnish our name, they shant.

lol what the crap vedder. It was blacks who started the whole thing. Who else would think setting foxes on fire while they dragged doughnuts filled with explosives in the middle of 300 people would be a fun idea? We ran first because we were guilty. We're always guilty of something that's why we think the cops are for us each time we see one. We don't hold our cool like white people.

Cool? White people act cool? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? Bullshit about us starting it, they've got you watching CNN again don't they? And we ran first because of intense fear for our lives, WERE YOU THERE???!?!?

Actually I am watching CNN hahaha.

wut happened to my thread....

What did you get for your birthday?

Remembers that I agreed not to derail threads anymore after seeing Mira complain about them.

Sorry about the derail.

You're usually a cool guy so I figured it would be ok to try to have fun in your birthday thread.

lol, I was joking about "wut happened to my thread". I enjoy reading shit you "people" post.

I bought myself a grill! Lauren got me an iphone 3g and a wool blazer for the coming months. And lots of sex. Also, some stacey adams dress shirts.

Edit: my kid gave me the goldfish i just bought him for his b-day, he's bored of it.

lol awesome (the gold fish thing).

Nice presents, gratz on the drops! Oh and was that a good deal on the grill? Missed labor day by one day and summer is pretty much dun.

It was on sale labor day weekend at lowe's so i paid $300 for a $450+ grill. Some may say spending $300 on a grill is dumb, but it's also a smoker and has built in fridge. pretty awesome in my opinion.

and about the goldfish thing.... he wanted a goldfish bowl just like elmo and a bike. So we got him both and he got bored of the fish like 2hrs later. We also went to finishline and he picked out some green chcuk taylor's. Such good taste!

I have blue John Varvatos Chuck's and they're hot as fuck.

Yea man, a good grill is very worth it. Good easy cookin, great for outside parties too.

Tell your girlfriend that all I eat is filet.

I'm more of a rump roast type man. *bite*