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Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:32 pm
by Psoleus
suka bro

you've destroyed my one chance to get gaiters now i demand you give me all your gears to repay for it

also, if she left you cuz you play games den she sux

i play games and my wife hates it and gets pissed but she doesn't leave me over it

you gotta learn to hide your game playing and then be like, but i haven't played in x amount of time and then she'll say ok, you can play but only for an hour, then you're like wtf an hour dat's it? and then she's like omfg an hour is 1/24th of the day and you're gonna spend more than that playing games? and then you'll be like know your role ho and give her the people's elbow. then she'll be like wtf domestic abuse and try to call the cops, but you'll overpower her cuz ur a man. at this point in time you can tie her to the bedpost and rape her, cuz that's what men do. then afterward she'll be crying, but you can make it all better by apologizing and start crying yourself, then say i don't know what came over me baby i'm so sorry then offer her to cut off your dick. of course she won't do it unless she's a derka like safer, but then you can say you offered your most prized possession (urdick) to her and she'll have to forgive you.

wash, rinse, repeat.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:35 pm
by Yorke
Or you could just punch her in the throat.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:45 pm
by Ploid
Psoleus wrote:suka bro

you've destroyed my one chance to get gaiters now i demand you give me all your gears to repay for it

also, if she left you cuz you play games den she sux

i play games and my wife hates it and gets pissed but she doesn't leave me over it

you gotta learn to hide your game playing and then be like, but i haven't played in x amount of time and then she'll say ok, you can play but only for an hour, then you're like wtf an hour dat's it? and then she's like omfg an hour is 1/24th of the day and you're gonna spend more than that playing games? and then you'll be like know your role ho and give her the people's elbow. then she'll be like wtf domestic abuse and try to call the cops, but you'll overpower her cuz ur a man. at this point in time you can tie her to the bedpost and rape her, cuz that's what men do. then afterward she'll be crying, but you can make it all better by apologizing and start crying yourself, then say i don't know what came over me baby i'm so sorry then offer her to cut off your dick. of course she won't do it unless she's a derka like safer, but then you can say you offered your most prized possession (urdick) to her and she'll have to forgive you.

wash, rinse, repeat.


:lolhammer: Oh man hah, I have no gif to reply to this post with. It's a sure fire way to lose your dick, and wrong on so many levels, but Pso made it sound so funny.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:56 pm
by dionious
Psoleus wrote:suka bro

you've destroyed my one chance to get gaiters now i demand you give me all your gears to repay for it

also, if she left you cuz you play games den she sux

i play games and my wife hates it and gets pissed but she doesn't leave me over it

you gotta learn to hide your game playing and then be like, but i haven't played in x amount of time and then she'll say ok, you can play but only for an hour, then you're like wtf an hour dat's it? and then she's like omfg an hour is 1/24th of the day and you're gonna spend more than that playing games? and then you'll be like know your role ho and give her the people's elbow. then she'll be like wtf domestic abuse and try to call the cops, but you'll overpower her cuz ur a man. at this point in time you can tie her to the bedpost and rape her, cuz that's what men do. then afterward she'll be crying, but you can make it all better by apologizing and start crying yourself, then say i don't know what came over me baby i'm so sorry then offer her to cut off your dick. of course she won't do it unless she's a derka like safer, but then you can say you offered your most prized possession (urdick) to her and she'll have to forgive you.

wash, rinse, repeat.

if all goes well, after the people's elbow she should be knocked out for a few hours, giving you plenty of time go game :choose:

Sidenote: Pso stop giving away the secrets :pissed:

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:50 pm
by ItsSeflol
Way to give the women ideas of what we do.
Lutia, nevermind any of dat :(

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:59 pm
by Yorke
Fear not, Lutia is a good girl.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:24 am
by ItsSeflol
kewl den
care-E on

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:59 am
by Sukasaroth
things are getting better, were trying not to rush back into things but im pretty sure im still quitting though lol~!

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:25 am
by Psoleus
if you give all ur gears to me as repayment for gaiters then you will never feel the urge to return :D

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:44 am
by ItsSeflol
Lutia wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:Can I have your stuff?

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:09 pm
by Kariana
ItsSeflol wrote:
Lutia wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:Can I have your stuff?


not really just wanted to join the quote train

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:53 pm
by ItsSeflol
Kariana wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:
Lutia wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:Can I have your stuff?

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:19 pm
by Sureaboutthis
ItsSeflol wrote:
Kariana wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:
Lutia wrote:
ItsSeflol wrote:Can I have your stuff?

posting in epic thread

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:52 am
by Boba
Bodycount wrote:best thing I ever did was skip sky and get kicked from ls lol
Takes up way too much free time that can be spent with actual people. I miss playing sometimes or killing that "I got fuck all to do" time but it's a lot more fun not logging in every day
than it was camping a fafhogg or w/e "event" there was to do every day.



Best thing I did was afk for 2 hours and get smashed. Has saved me subscription fees, lessened the amount of hours each day I spend listening to or dealing with idiots (Still have to work unfortunately) and no longer do I have to schedule things around events or camps or xp or any of that bullshit.
Quit the game Suka, do what Tyr said and destroy it. I havent needed to as I just have no will to play any more. As fun as logging in and paying to help ungrateful wankers obtain items or level up and listen to them complain is, id much rather be doing some overtime or going out with friends.
Drop the game yo, and even if you dont get the girl back, youll still feel so much better.
Youll realise just how pointless it all is, and that msn is free.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:30 am
by Lolmy
cool story bro

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:47 am
by Aemora
I got clever and found a girl who isn't emo, who actually likes spending time with me, values the whole "Gotta have some me time" concept, and is intriuged with what I do. So much so, that her constant questions about the game has lead to her play the game. She will not take any money off of me, won't accept my help (though I give it to her anyway) and is a super cool bitch that is stupid horny all the time.

Words cannot express how much I love my girlfriend so much, but not even in 2 years time and if things were even better than what they are now would I even consider asking her to marry me. For one, I'm too young, broke, and selfish. And two, marriage is for older people who have actually grown up and know who the fuck they are. I still don't know what the fuck I am or what I want, but I do know that I want blowjobs and sex, and I'm getting that atm.

I want kids someday, but Liz will not have them before Marriage, so the day I finally admit to myself that I'm old enough to get married is also the day I'm old enough to have a family. That day is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away at the moment.

Why people have kids at the age of 14 and get married at 19 is beyond me. Grow the fuck up and get a life. When I'm settled with a good job, have travelled a little, fed my happy random evil bunnies inside me and have done what I want to do without any regret or baggage at all, then I'll settle down. But for now I'm more than happy to log on to my silly little game a few hours a week, stay up til 4am 4 days of the week, have sex all day, socialise at weekends, work as little as possible, scrounge off of my mother and start uni next month.

It's what I'm still doing this at 30 is when I'll have issues >.>

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:58 am
by Yorke
postin from psp test

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:06 am
by Lolmy
Havn't used my PSP since the Lions were good :/ are there any good games for that thing nowadays?

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:15 am
by ItsSeflol
I only have Kkkrisis Kkkore.
Dude but it's like people are saying, when I cashed out I still kept it to use Krista's account just to chat. Since then (April) I've only used it once, and literally it was log in, "hi", log out.
Once you get over it it's gr8.
Then again I was over it months before I cashed out.

Re: I think this is the real deal guys.

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:20 pm
by Psoleus
boba afk'd for 2 hours every hour to get smashed

c wut i did thar?