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Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:19 am
by Jaye
a black guy is at a club talking to this girl. the girl is talking to him, and she goes "wanna take me back to your place and show me what they say about black guys is true?" the black guy is sorta lost and replies, "what are you talking about?". so the girl responds "you know, that thing that they say about all black guys." the guy then realizes what shes talking about. so he takes her home, stabs her and rapes her.
tampons at the door for all of the bitches who find it offensive. go cry in your corner.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:15 am
by Kobesama
Jaye wrote:a black guy is at a club talking to this girl. the girl is talking to him, and she goes "wanna take me back to your place and show me what they say about black guys is true?" the black guy is sorta lost and replies, "what are you talking about?". so the girl responds "you know, that thing that they say about all black guys." the guy then realizes what shes talking about. so he takes her home, stabs her and rapes her.
tampons at the door for all of the bitches who find it offensive. go cry in your corner.
OH MY GOD, made me laugh so much XD
Keep them coming!
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:16 am
by Ploid
Not funny.
This will be the next one.
There were 3 kids. One black, one white, and one a clown. The white one is a girl, the clown is gay, and the black kid like videogames. So the next day the clown kills everyone at the school, and blow up Manhattan with a atom bomb. Then he asks the dead white and black kids, "who's laughing now?"
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:17 am
by Kobesama

Proid, sry

Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:23 am
by Knyght
Ploid wrote:There were 3 kids. One black, one white, and one a clown. The white one is a girl, the clown is gay, and the black kid like videogames. So the next day the clown kills everyone at the school, and blow up Manhattan with a atom bomb. Then he asks the dead white and black kids, "who's laughing now?"
Ploid wrote:Not funny.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:03 am
by Ploid
The clown then blew up the world.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:16 pm
by Blaize
And lived.
wait what
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:53 pm
by Machdaddy
Here's one, I personally don't find it funny, because it's just so incredibly mean, but you're all a bunch of racists so...
A black guy is sitting on a bench in the park.
Then a human walks by.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:18 pm
by Kobesama
XDDDDDDD
funny, 7/10 for me
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm
by Yorke
If only your humor weren't as dark as myself.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:26 pm
by Mrdude
j's is the best
try harder.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:50 pm
by Ploid
Whoever didn't laugh at mine need to remove their football helmet from their elbow.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:34 pm
by Lolmy
Jaye's was funny because her's alluded to a common negative stereotype towards black people. Clowns on the other hand, aren't notorious for blowing up cities.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:41 pm
by Kobesama
Lolmy wrote:Jaye's was funny because her's alluded to a common negative stereotype towards black people. Clowns on the other hand, aren't notorious for blowing up cities.
but black people are notorius for not being humans, amirite?!
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:42 pm
by Ploid

There was a polar bear, and a grizzly bear in a mid sized cage. Weapons lined the outer edges of the cage walls. Katanas, baseball bats, saw, and the like. Then a asian chick noticed an wonder what she should do in this situation. So she called animal service and had them shipped to their natural environments.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:58 pm
by Blaize
Ploid wrote:
There was a polar bear, and a grizzly bear in a mid sized cage. Weapons lined the outer edges of the cage walls. Katanas, baseball bats, saw, and the like. Then a asian chick noticed an wonder what she should do in this situation. So she called animal service and had them shipped to their natural environments.
Was this supposed to be a joke? cuz idgi
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:08 pm
by Ploid
It's highly funny, like my other jokes in this thread. ur jast blind.
Which reminds me of another joke I just made up tomorrow.
Two jelly beans walk into a candy store. One is white, the other is green.
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:15 pm
by Blaize
They make no senseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: So...
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:47 pm
by Ploid
For some reason I'm having a hard time detecting your sarcasm. To spell it out, they're not meant to make sense or to make anyone laugh. They're unfunny and senseless.
Re: So...
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:23 am
by Blaize
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