So my Girlfriend wants a Hamster...

[Yorke]

Richard Gere would say that gerbils are better but to each their own.

[Mrdude]

AEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pm me about next salvage/enm plz omf

[Bodycount]

Just start a new topic omf

[Mrdude]

this gives moar pc

[Knyght]

[Mrdude]

[sera]

just dont get her a guinea pig

[ItsSeflol]

twss

[Aemora]

Well, the talk of hampters would take her mind away from sobbing to me about how lonely she is, so ya, happy talk better than soppy talk.

Salvage, sunday night guarenteed. I got a week off work soon, and these 6am starts are murdering my playtime, which sucks lots.

I shall get her a small russian, but just the one. She shall love me lots, and i'm the best boyfriend in the world.

[Aemora]

And then i shall fuck her over a lawnmower for greatness and satisfaction, because you guys voted i should, and i'd hate to disappoint my fellow Edenites + Sef.

[Yorke]

PIRATE GUINEA

[Mrdude]

And then i shall fuck her over a lawnmower for greatness and satisfaction, because you guys voted i should, and i'd hate to disappoint my fellow Edenites + Sef.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I understand sef getting mentioned, but even eden before me? Wtfs nig.

Who is the one that ganked your summoner ruby?
Who is the one that got you into semperfi?
Who is the one that got screenshots of Meka face raping you in dynamis-San D'oria?
Who is the one that you've known longer than ALL of these faggots?
Who is the one that you begged the leaders of eden to let me in, TWICE?
Who is the one that annoyed the hell out of you in your first sky ls when he was 20 levels lower, just because he was curious?
Who is the one that listened to all of your drunk rants on vent about green apples and singing random songs during a 5 hour kirin?
Who is the one that listened to all of your sex stories and you fucking some girl against the wall?
Who is the one that had his email stolen from your msn by your sister and then was sent messages(^^) for months?
Who is the one that you gave 1m to and got his Haubergeon crafted?
Who is the one that fucking camped your goddamn shamans cloak for like, 8+ hours, then got it for you?
Who is the one that let you lootwhore all those salvage pieces and attended more fucking runs than everyone minus you?
Who is the one that put a fuckton of effort into salvage only to get ignored most of the time?
Who is the one that finally got usukane feet after 2 years of salvage?
Who is the one that listened to stories about your mother and other family stuff that I wont mention?
Who is the one that fucking raised your black ass chocobo while you were away?
Who is the one that got your manteel?
Who is the one that camped Tiamat for fucking months just to get your gaiters?
Who is the one that camped Tiamat for your god damn gaiters when you quit for 2 months?
Who is the one that attempted to teach you how to tank on ninja when you were sick of no tanks going when I couldn't be on?
Who is the one that did not get help with Cerb/Khim?
Who is the one that logged you in for multiple Dynamis runs after he quit the linkshell?
Who is the one that comforted you after you fell and hurt your fragile body on the ice?

and finally


WHO IS THE MOTHER FUCKER YOU LOVE BEST???????????????????????????


We're fucking over, asshole.


Could have totally went on all night, but I'm too damn tired.

[ItsSeflol]

Me?

[Bodycount]

And then i shall fuck her over a lawnmower for greatness and satisfaction, because you guys voted i should, and i'd hate to disappoint my fellow Edenites + Sef.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I understand sef getting mentioned, but even eden before me? Wtfs nig.

Who is the one that ganked your summoner ruby?
Who is the one that got you into semperfi?
Who is the one that got screenshots of Meka face raping you in dynamis-San D'oria?
Who is the one that you've known longer than ALL of these faggots?
Who is the one that you begged the leaders of eden to let me in, TWICE?
Who is the one that annoyed the hell out of you in your first sky ls when he was 20 levels lower, just because he was curious?
Who is the one that listened to all of your drunk rants on vent about green apples and singing random songs during a 5 hour kirin?
Who is the one that listened to all of your sex stories and you fucking some girl against the wall?
Who is the one that had his email stolen from your msn by your sister and then was sent messages(^^) for months?
Who is the one that let you lootwhore all those salvage pieces and attended more fucking runs than everyone minus you?
Who is the one that put a fuckton of effort into salvage only to get ignored most of the time?
Who is the one that finally got usukane feet after 2 years of salvage?
Who is the one that listened to stories about your mother and other family stuff that I wont mention?
Who is the one that fucking raised your black ass chocobo while you were away?
Who is the one that got your manteel?
Who is the one that camped Tiamat for fucking months just to get your gaiters?
Who is the one that camped Tiamat for your god damn gaiters when you quit for 2 months?
Who is the one that attempted to teach you how to tank on ninja when you were sick of no tanks going when I couldn't be on?
Who is the one that did not get help with Cerb/Khim?
Who is the one that logged you in for multiple Dynamis runs after he quit the linkshell?
Who is the one that comforted you after you fell and hurt your fragile body on the ice?

and finally


WHO IS THE MOTHER FUCKER YOU LOVE BEST???????????????????????????


We're fucking over, asshole.


Could have totally went on all night, but I'm too damn tired.

tl;dnr

[ItsSeflol]

This all reminds me of http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/6 ... rance.html.

[Lolmy]

mrd solo'd the 3 hides for his pbody, no one helped him duh, solo'd the b2 for aemos manteel too ofcourse^^

[Mrdude]

prty much

[Blaize]

You forgot the Shaman's cloak mrd

[Mrdude]

thx

forgot my haub too.


plus like, 500000000000000000000000000000000000000 other things.

[Aemora]

Ya...

Who was the one that uh... Idk.

YA THAT'S RITE! >o