Darkwarrior wrote:

Mirabella wrote:17

wow mira, i felt you could do a lot better than that

lemme guess, it's the morales that got you huh?

You gotta remember Mira is still pregnant~has yet to feel the almighty pain of childbirth and possible long assed labour that will give her the "i'll get my payback" attitude - or the god awful teenage years that remind you of how much pain childbirth is Also Xephs wee score i'm gonna put down to not having had those said years wi her lil cherub atm

The quiz lacks the question "Are you asian?"

28.

34

Needs more martial arts :<

Oraphin wrote:34

Needs more martial arts :<

lol i did martial arts n still got low number, sux being a short ass lewl

i clicked tall. As i don't consider 6' 3" as very tall. Tht is left to the 7 footers imo.

29, yes, 29. I assume the fact I have a kid helped boost my numbers.
When your child draws on your white dog with never come off red lipstick, or on the table passed down to you from your grandmother with a sharpie at 3AM because he couldn't sleep, you tend to lose that whole not-beat-your-kids moral thing.

See Meka knows what im talking about

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k, safer is the weakest dude in shell:

I didnt get the lipstick on dog thing from kids i got newly decorating living room with "Samantha" written on it...
<me> Samantha, whats this?
<Sam> Kimberley did it
<me> Kimberley can't write her own name let alone yours...

She'd just learned how to spell her name and decided it looked good on my walls.......

was a while back but ive also had some awesome dolls for the girls which were made with the same hair colouring as Samantha and Kimberley when they were little, was just a couple month after christmas where Santa had brought them a crayola art tower, 3 storage drawers in a unit crammed with art materials. They'd sit for hours colouring, glueing models and cutting out shapes with those lil plastic scissors. This one day I was out doing the garden and hubby was sposed to be watching them... bad idea, he has nap on sofa girls go do art stuff up in their room.
I'd been out all of 30min when he knocks on window "don't get mad but come see" so im thinking ~ cant be too bad right?
WRONG oh so very wrong. I creep upstairs to check on them and I see this pile ~ and by pile i really do mean it ~ of blond locks... thinking it was the dolls hubby didnt really berate them thinking of how funny these dolls would look bald, men......
So I looked under beds to see the girls hiding and giggling.....
It wasn't the dolls who'd had a fresh new haircut, their waist length blond hair was now a bob on Samantha and a short back and sides on Kimberley with a perfectly formed waist length very fine strip at back. Sunday afternoon with school in the morning! I was mortified he couldnt stop laughing Had to find a family friend who happened to be a hairdresser to come attempt to save the day!
So beating up on kids is made soo much easier when you go thro stuff like that

Also remember those plastic safety scissors didnt have a metal blade they're 100% plastic and fkn lethal to hair!

Tyriac wrote:Also remember those plastic safety scissors didnt have a metal blade they're 100% plastic and fkn lethal to hair!

That's what they said about those flamethrowers... nvm, you have girls, not boys

Lutia wrote:

Tyriac wrote:Also remember those plastic safety scissors didnt have a metal blade they're 100% plastic and fkn lethal to hair!

That's what they said about those flamethrowers... nvm, you have girls, not boys

I have a boy... the lipstick was because he was a pirate, my makeup case was his buried treasure, and he drew the map to find it on the dog..... he was 4.

Amazing he made it to 9....

Meka wrote:

Lutia wrote:

Tyriac wrote:Also remember those plastic safety scissors didnt have a metal blade they're 100% plastic and fkn lethal to hair!

That's what they said about those flamethrowers... nvm, you have girls, not boys

I have a boy... the lipstick was because he was a pirate, my makeup case was his buried treasure, and he drew the map to find it on the dog..... he was 4.

Amazing he made it to 9....

Amazing you kept your sanity that long too.

... or have you?

Thats what FFXI is for

I once had a cave in the living room that was huge, dark and very warm. Some nights I'd creep out of my bed to go to sleep in my cave. But one night, I came downstairs and my cave was on fire. So I ran upstairs and told my mother, who assured me that that was what my cave was meant to do; it was a magical cave that summoned warmth for the whole house.

The next night I crept back to my cave, but it wasn't burning. So I turned the gas on the cooker, got some paper, lit the paper and burnt my cave.

Only my cave didn't have any magical rocks in it.

Or magical logs.

Infact, it didn't have anything you'd expect a fireplace to have, other than a very flammable mantlepiece should you put the magical paper-fire in the wrong place. Yeah, magical cave got angry and burnt half the living room...

I think that's what my mother started assuring me that I most definately was a mistake... I was like, 4 at the time...

Somethings you never forget

You were a really weird kid.