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Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:24 pm
by Scorsese
My uncle bought my aunt a new car for her birthday (I don't remember the make/model of it), and she was so excited. Not even a week after having it, she was driving down the street only to have kids fling stones at it and dent the side.

My uncle drives a schoolbus and my aunt works in the school cafeteria.

You can't justify flinging rocks and other shit at a vehicle just because it's expensive. Believe it or not, but some people do work hard for what they have, and shouldn't be subjected to this kind of random shit.

If you're looking for praise for you or your sibling, I doubt you'll find it here.

People like this need to be shot in the head.

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:10 pm
by Aemora
Scorsese wrote:You can't justify flinging rocks and other shit at a vehicle just because it's expensive. Believe it or not, but some people do work hard for what they have, and shouldn't be subjected to this kind of random shit.

If you're looking for praise for you or your sibling, I doubt you'll find it here.

People like this need to be shot in the head.


I just got a boner. :bowdown:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:55 pm
by Mertron
When I was a kid me and my friends threw crab apples and stuff at cars that drove by all the time also, sooooooooo

Mertron approves.

(what did all of you people do when you were kids, sit inside and stare at the tv all day?)

However I was equal opportunity, I didnt care if it was a BMW or a pinto, if you drove by the house I'm throwing stuff at your car.

And in the wintertime, snow/iceballs!

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:03 pm
by Douglas
when i was in 3rd grade i put nails underneath peoples tired so that when they backed up or went forward they'd have like 30 nails in their tires.

that's the worst i ever did.
again 3rd grade lol

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:21 pm
by Scorsese
last year, then?

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:23 pm
by Mrdude
lewl I remeber one night, like 8 years ago, me and my friend hid in the ditch throwing snow balls at people who drove by. This one guy pulled over and chased us into the woods, what an ass!

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:32 pm
by Scorsese
Snowballs are less likely to damage a car than rocks. :injuried:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:12 am
by Oraphin
If u compact em enough. They do it just fine :twisted:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:50 am
by M fkn G
I would seriously kill someone who put a rock into my car.


:whistle: Like, kill them dead. No jokes. Tie them to my bumper and drive really fast. Keep that in mind if I ever come to visit. :whistle:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:22 am
by Mertron
Not only did I put thumbtacks on someones seat before, in like 5th grade or something I superglued a chair and watched as a fellow classmate got stuck in it.

DETENTION.

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:51 am
by Sektor
If I was that black guy in the movie I'd seriously find the vehicle that the person was driving and hope that person likes it nice and warm, but hey I have a license to handle, carry, and transport high grade explosives. :choose: I don't see why ppl throw shit at cars, are they jealous or something? I'm a car guy and usely have custom paint jobs put on any car I own and if some little fucking kid thinks, Hey I'm going to fuk his paint job up he has another thing coming when I find his ass. The whole post about how many 5th graders can you beat the piss out of might come true :fag:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:31 am
by Homie
I guess you could say we did it because we're dicks. My friends and I just usually throw morals out the window and do what ever gives us a kick or a luagh. At least paintballs don't dent the cars, unlike rocks. And due to the fact that all paintballs are filled with soap-based paint, it's an easy clean up. Call me a Moral Midget, but idc if my fun is at some1 else's expense.

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:04 pm
by Mrdude
totally paintballing Homie's car!

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:22 pm
by M fkn G
you can eat paintballs as the paint is organic and non-lethal.

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:30 pm
by Scorsese
If I ever see you in the street, I'll barrage you in the face with a paintball gun. It'll hurt like hell, but hey your comfort is a small price to pay for a good laugh.

:cat:

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:51 pm
by Homie
Scor has the idea!

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:05 pm
by Scorsese
/facepalm

Re: The Things I teach my brother.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:52 pm
by Praetor
That reminded me of Watkins.