I get outlotted on everything

[Ploid]

I had a very realistic dream that I killed a lot of people and the bodies were hidden in my house, but I had to get rid of them somehow. I don't know why I killed them, my house is very busy at times, and I have nosy neighbors so I couldn't easily get rid of them. I knew I was going to prison for life. I was so happy it was a dream when I woke up.

[Bodycount]

Were all the victims white folks???

[Ploid]

lol, I don't remember. Could have been though, or just normal brown to light skin people. I'm not going to kill white people all of a sudden. I can probably get away with killing non whites if for some stupid reason I find a group of people in my house all pointing guns at me while I have a instant death poison grenade and a gas mask on. Self defense, my house.

[Yorke]

Murder is pretty much legal in the south, from what I've learned.

[Bodycount]

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
?

[Yorke]

In Florida, you can literally chase someone down the street against the advice of police and fire at unarmed people.

Not guilty.

[Bodycount]

Great state or greatest state?

[ItsSeflol]

the only state ever

[Lolmy]

Great state or greatest state?

both

[Bodycount]

Have you shot a random non white youth to see if you can get away with it yet??

[Yorke]

Next time I'm down there I'll give it a shot (PUN INTENDED, HOLY SHIT I'M A GENIUS).

[Ploid]

Had a dream that Ving Rhames was my bodyguard, even had a conversation with him about why he had to take a month break to spend time with his kid, and he apologized. Finding out it wasn't real kinda hurt, he was so cool.

[Yorke]

He would be a pretty good bodyguard.

EXCEPT HE MAKES FOR A LARGER TARGET.

[ItsSeflol]

I had to look up who that is

[Yorke]

Or that other guy from Green Mile.

Ving Rhames plays a better badass though.

[Ploid]

I just started messing with pandora radio. I now can't live without the comedy stations playing in the background or my ear phones anywhere anytime laugh machines. How did I live without this? No wonder I was a emo teen.

[Yorke]

I rarely use Pandora, but I do have it on my phone. It's rare that I get any time to just sit and just listen to stuff...usually during cleaning, etc.

[Ploid]

I don't like bad kids, and I don't like having to discipline them.

p "Ok you're in time out"

k "Why?"

p "Because you were bad and did this and that"

(2 seconds later of obnoxious screaming and worse behavior like pretending to cry, moping, etc.)

p "Ok keep it up. I was going to let you go play again in 5 minutes but now I'm not so sure"

k "Ok" (stays quiet for 1 minute)

k "Can I play now?"

p "go ahead" (happy that he doesn't have to deal with the annoyance).

This crap doesn't seem worth it mang. How do people have nice polite kids? It seems like lottery. Timeout does not work.

[S N K]

I've noticed that public humliation works great for some kids who just don't get how retarded they're being.

[Ploid]

lol I should try that.

Btw not my kid, was visiting family and I was given the task of watching the nephew while the family went somewhere. Also he's going to be one of those kids that play call of duty on the consoles and scream and crap when they lose. He already does it on minecraft (don't have a mic on the pc). I had no idea there were competition pvp stuff in minecraft and I was the one that suggested the game to his parents. New age lego turns into Unreal Tournament death match game. He can't stand to lose.