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Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:19 am
by Bodycount
how could a pig woman be attractive?
my money is on fat and manly
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:35 am
by ItsSeflol
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:14 am
by Bodycount
No way in hell that's a real cop
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:08 am
by ItsSeflol
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:42 am
by Ploid
She's real, I've been arrested and detained by one.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 2:22 am
by ItsSeflol
Well we all would have guessed that.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 10:36 am
by Yorke
I'm over the scare finally...was shook for a few days after, not gonna lie
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 11:58 am
by Ploid
First time DUI offense is 48 hours in the slammer, license can be suspended for 1 year. Fine is 2,500 ish Well for MS.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 1:19 pm
by Mrdude
yup, it sucks. Even 2 beer could push you over. I still have a criminal record from mine, so I can't even enter the US until I get a pardon.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:30 am
by Bodycount
So my ex lost her shit more than usual and straight up told my new girl I fucked her a month ago. I'm single again as a result.
I actually liked this girl a lot too.
ItsSeflol wrote:Never ever fuck your ex ever
Yep, NEVER ever fuck your ex under any circumstance.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 7:13 am
by Ploid
Ah dang man.

Yeah you gotta handle relationships like it's a unstable stick of dynamite. That stuff just blows up in your face. An ex is a highly sensitive crate of dynamite. Don't even look a t it funny, don't look happy in her presence, and don't even think that thing that almost involve her.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:26 pm
by Bodycount
It's all good! Smoothed it out with new girl, ex has nothing on me now.
Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:53 pm
by Ploid
That moment when you sit on your glasses, break them up a bit, and fall down throwing a fit like a baby. Then you realize you're a grown man and proceed to fix the glasses. This is what I hear, a friend of a friend thing. I never throw fits.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:07 pm
by Bodycount
Always hilarious when grown ass people throw tantrums.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:55 pm
by Ploid
Ok OK it was me, darn you BC. I was by myself and I sat on my glasses as I sat on the bed. I didn't notice until I started looking for them. I got up and looked at the mangled metal and moved one of the arms a bit and it broke off. Then I just fell down burying my face in the pillow for 10 seconds. Spent a bit to fix it, and all was fine. Thankfully nothing important got bent. Only the joint connectors. I knew I shouldn't have gotten used to glasses. I like the look though, and they did improve my sight.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:17 am
by Bodycount
Ex is crazy, trying to fuck up my shit. Wish me luck on Wednesday sane people!
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:59 am
by Ploid
Canada women sound crazy.
Don't know if any of you ever been through breakdowns and unjustice. Me i'm a beat poet.
I've had my whole life in a country robbed from me. From a woman I was in love with.
The story is sad, and tragic. And i'm far from over it. I am now in europe. And I love video games for their escapism.
Anyway, I used to live in toronto canada. I had a career and university. Friends, an apartment. But I got deported from having a fight on the phone with my exgirlfriend.
I'm 23, and I have to start over. I'm living with depression, and some neurosis.
Anybody know this feeling? Of moving back to your parents, due to something injustice or maybe some other reason?
I hope you are a Canada native, and that you don't fight with her over the phone. Also good luck.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:28 pm
by Yorke
That's....terrible.
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:28 am
by ItsSeflol
canadawesome
Re: I get outlotted on everything
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:47 pm
by Bodycount
Bitchez be crazy