Good stuff Sef, you may have a Journalist bone in you.

VD good looking forward to future mug loss. Backups

Dhil. Coworkers don't respect anything.

man I wanted to go see Dave so bad but couldn't go
glad to hear it was good!

Friday night I was a normal day, I got home that night to take a shower. As I finished I noticed the towel was bloody, then I looked at the shower and there was watery blood. Freaked me out, the first thing I checked are obvious, then nothing being there I wondered about how hard it will be for me to find what's bleeding. Everything was steamed up, I was the only one at the house. I don't know why but I though it was cancer, flesh eating virus, or something stealthy like that. Freaked me out like crazy.

Turns out it was that I got a big cut on my back and didn't feel it. I wasn't drunk (don't drink or do drugs), don't know how I got it. I never realized how important it is to be able to feel pain, or to check for injuries before taking a shower. Also no more extra steroids.


lol jk about the roids.

Moral crisis!

Ok not really, but this married chick wants me to bang her and I think I'm gonna.

Am I terrible or an hero?

Depends on the state of their relationship. Pretty sure I can bang my work supervisor but she's married also ;(

I have no idea about them at all. I usually stick to the "don't fuck a girl in a relationship" rule but I'm thinking I'm not a scumbag as long as I don't know the people involved.
Banging a friends or someone you know personally woman is still a shitty thing to do, but I'm sure it's not the same thing.

don't be a homewrecker ;[

I know... I don't ever fuck around with relationships but this woman is so freaking hot, pretty sure I broke my moral compass a while ago, and I want to break my own rules REALLY bad...

"fuck it, only live once" is kind of a selfish and shitty attitude but that's how it is these days. Unless we're friends, people can eat bags of dicks.

Yolo is so gay it gives me aids.

had to google yolo lol... agreed, but I'm sticking with idgaf in instance

Bodycount wrote:Moral crisis!

Ok not really, but this married chick wants me to bang her and I think I'm gonna.

Am I terrible or an hero?

I wouldn't, seem like it can pull you into drama. Unnecessary.

Terrible nightmares last few days.

Last night my car was basically destroyed twice in the same dream sequence because of sliding into shit.

Other night (in my dream) I'm playing pool against someone and the cue ball skips off the table and smashes my phone in my pocket.

hlep

Edit: I should add that these dreams were way too real. I woke up and looked out at my car to make sure it was still in tact in my driveway. I slept 5 minutes last night because of this shit.

lol, I hate the dreams that seem too real. Like getting something awesome in the dream and waking up wondering if you really had that thing. At least you woke up to find out your stuff wasn't destroyed.

Here's a messed up dream to have:

Ex in a gangbang sequence with people you know, try sleeping after that imagery lol!
I did but that shit ain't right, curse you brain.

Did you jerk off first?

How do you think I got back to sleep?!?

GIFSoup

You guys might be happy to hear I didn't bang that married girl... yet! She's shameless though, idk if I can withstand her pillow talk forever. Kinda makes me want to pimp slap her for being such a shitty wife lol
If I do end up giving in I will leave a giant handprint mark on her ass so buddy will see it, send her home with nutt in her hair or something. She will rue the day. No sympathy for her at all.

Found myself these other two girls that are keeping me happy/busy though. NOT A HOMEWRECKER STILL!! /proudofself

P.S. being a good dad after you break up with the mom seems to make the wimmenz want your penis. When that shit goes downhill just leave her immediately and wait for the new ones to line up. YEEEEAAAAHHH

P.P.S. your ex wants your penis again too

bitchez be crazy

These are all the reasons I don't want a relationship to last more than 24 hours. However, I did not wander into this thread with that purpose.

So yesterday I mentioned in passing that I had a flat tire. So I get outta work, and get her all fixed up.

Today I'm driving to work at the same place I had the flat tire yesterday. Thinking "oh, I wonder if I can see what fucked my shit up yesterday" I casually glance at the ground as I slowly roll up to the intersection. I think slowly rolled into the car in front of me because I was too busy staring at what might possibly have fucked me yesterday.

Quick recap, I rear-ended a (very cute) girl on my way to work today 4 feet from where I got a flat tire yesterday.

I think I need to find a new way to get to work.

Just take the world trade center or something.