Not emo but couldn't find a spot for it, Hula Dancers are magical!

You could be one yourself. Take the tutorial:

Wii has everything.

is that from the personal collection Lutia??

I want Handjob Hero.

modified shake-weight as a controller??

Meets girl two weeks ago; bang her twice...go out of town for weekend afterward, come back and friend is now dating her (dating, I say).

classy

solid.
on the bright side you crossed the goal line first
TOUCHDOWN

That's grounds for wacking. Your friend better be thankful that you aren't a mob boss. Tony Soprano would never stand for this.

Was she hot? I say was because I assume she was dead and buried before the Amber Alert got out.

Bros before hoes

Yes she's very hot; only thing is in the first 30 minutes of meeting her she tells me she had plastic surgery on her ears (seriously, how could I make that up?). Fake doesn't fly with me really.

I don't plan on saying shit unless I have to; he already knows because I told him about it (conquest story)...it was already super weird when we all hung out the other day.

To be fair she blew me in a bar parking lot last thursday so I didn't see it last long.

maybe she wants you and ur buddy in a threeway.

I recently got a new mug/cup/thermos that I used all the time. Today it fell and broke and now I'm tore up about it. It was the perfect carry drinky thing, It kinda can still be used but it's not the same. Now I understand people being attached to mugs. I think it's time for me to work on a family. I'm getting old when I get attached to a no spill cup thing.

Tried to look up the brand online to find a perfect replacement but I couldn't find it. "Cool Clear"

I can relate to this story, last two semesters at school i had the perfect coffee mug that i would take with me when i left my house, i knew how much room to leave for my creamer and everything to make it perfect. I have no idea where this mug has gone and school isnt the same without it, i have a shitty one now that doesnt even have a lid, so its just a matter of time before coffee ends up all over my car one morning. If you find one you like lemme know the brand, I myself am about to start searching for a new one

Good mugs are hard to find. I have a couple I would bring to work in the morning but one I liked and used more than the others. It kept my coffee the hottest for longer than the others and it fit perfectly in my car cupholders. Plus, it was metallic and looked cool. I set it down at work somewhere and forgot about it. When I remembered, it was gone.

I HAVE TO SEE DAVE CHAPPELLE TONIGHT IN THE FRONT ROW.
FUCK.

Wait I mean unfuck.

you guys and your coffee mugs. CRAZY

I drink my coffee out of a tim hortans cup

I dead serious have 3 of the exact same travel mug and I use them for everything.

Chappelle was awesome, thanks for axing you assholes.
Played for 2 hours or so, last half hour was fielding questions from the audience which had more misses than hits but Dave rolled with it.
I made him chuckle by bringing up some of his older material that wasn't Chappelle's Show related. There was just an "ugh" feeling from the crowd when morons would make lame Chappelle's Show quips. He made it quite clear he's down with doing another movie soon, or even getting back on TV. He kept shooting around the idea of doing a Block Party 2 or something like it, said he was over the CS stuff with Comedy Central and was ready to move on.
Was dope.