crying gf's are way way way way way worse

When a gf cry you can either try to comfort or avoid them though. When a kid cry they're loud, may be hurt and just aren't saying it yet (broken rib? Stomach? Head ache? You drank poison?), also it's your responsibility to make sure they don't die so you have to deal with the crying. Kids may be a good investment or something, but i have no problem checking myself into a old folks home. It'll be the future so I'll be in there chilling playing ff37 online with sexy characters running around. The graphics will be amazing, and it's a good thing we won't need eyes to see them. Straight into the brain, monitors are so 2020.

Plois I just taught one of your people how to open a door, when do I get a day named after me?

You get a second. The second that you showed them how to open a door. A day when you save 300 jews from a sinking ship. A month when you lead Canada into a victorious battle against a crippled USA.

do jews do a lot of sailing? my uncle is jewish and he has a boat. he also has a lot more money than we do ;[

as long as they don't get wet np

I don't think they're like the witch in wizard of oz. That said, I don't know that they aren't either.

Angel dust.

Can't find a Pureedge viewer app for android and it's making me very angry.

u r so mad rite now

1st world problem stuff I know (a twist on the saying "3rd world problem"). It's something so petty yet I'm whining over it. Need to be more productive on the go!

.xfdl file viewer if anyone use it.

Edit: wow, googled first world problems
http://first-world-problems.com/

“My stupid kid wants to play with my Star Wars action figures. Doesn’t he know what that will do to their collectible value?”

“My textbook is running out of batteries.”

Robbed at Mardi Gras weekend festivities. Pickpocket most likely, and $400 spent fast. H&R block protected.

it was the hot chick that was grinding up on yo junk

Made sure not to grind on other chicks around my lady, that would be disrespectful. Though I haven't thought about it being a female thief, they can get away with anything. Never been pick pocketed before, lesson learned, lock your stuff down dudes.

rl steal+1?

if you were a woman criminal a festival with people drunk and dancing in the street would be a goldmine

DUH PLOID YOU'RE A LEVERAGE FAN AND YOU KNOW HOT CHICK BETH RIESGRAF (Parker) IS THE BEST/HOTTEST THIEF EVER

lol, totally forgot about how slick they are on that show. In actuality it was probably some dude pretending to be drunk or a team working together to distract and steal my stuff.

I bet it was either Marv or Harry from Home Alone when they were the sticky bandits.

Coming home from a long day, take a quick nap, wake up ready to eat some delicious food you had stored for later only to find out it's gone. All of it, every bit, and the suspect is grinning and think it's funny when you ask what happened to it. I don't rage much but I got a bit angry at that point. There's a ton of food here but it's pretty much junk and I can't eat it. The one good thing I had gets taken away.