What's the worst...

[Sukasaroth]

Thing your woman(z) has done to you...


No sex.

Broke up with me three times because shes a nab.

Left me in the dark on lots of shit...


isnt too bad...

but meh could be worse.

GOOOOOOOOOOO

[ItsSeflol]

used teeth

[Mertron]

one handed abortionist

[Yorke]

Broke up with me once. It was a big one though ;/

[Treciont]

i dated this one bitch for 4.5 years... she ditched me and got married to some other guy 6 months later.

for those of you that aren't married, it takes at LEAST 3-4 months to plan and book shit for weddings.

[Yorke]

my gf and I had our 4 year coming up next Friday. She totally owned me, but she says it wasn't for another guy, which totally doesn't make me feel any better. Gonna be hard not seeing her name pop up on my caller ID. At least it was amicable.

[Herant]

after 2 years my GF on my bithday told me she's b-sex. few days later she left me for a girl.

[Darkwarrior]

mmm... cheated on me with another guy for a month while i was on another continent.

o and punched me in the nuts.

[ItsSeflol]

mmm... cheated on me with another guy for a month while i was on another continent.

o and punched me in the nuts.

you're into midgets???????

[Tyriac]

mmm... cheated on me with another guy for a month while i was on another continent.

o and punched me in the nuts.

and you're always commited right?

[Darkwarrior]

hey i never date 2 girls at the same time! i might change gfs fast at time but i never date 2 at a time.

[Psoleus]

i wanted sex but she was on her period

y me

[Tyriac]

ok so not what the gf did to me but wut i did, still counts rite?

I said na nite to bf (now ex) jumped on bus to go home, as it happens an exexbf was on said bus and i sat near him and talked not waving bye to exbf. got off bus a few miles down the road to meet exbf's bestest fren jumped in his car and the rest is history, we been married 16yr now lewl

BTW Pso I lurve yer sig

[Ploid]

Oh snap, it was like that huh Tyr? Playah!

[Psoleus]

ok so not what the gf did to me but wut i did, still counts rite?

I said na nite to bf (now ex) jumped on bus to go home, as it happens an exexbf was on said bus and i sat near him and talked not waving bye to exbf. got off bus a few miles down the road to meet exbf's bestest fren jumped in his car and the rest is history, we been married 16yr now lewl

BTW Pso I lurve yer sig

thanks, i made it myself :>

[ItsSeflol]

osnap
that's one pwn sig
wish i could have made tyr's that well

[Yorke]

sefypoo make me a sig plz

[S N K]

One of my co-workers had a wife many years ago who informed him she was pregnant, only to get a surprise of her own when he then informed her he'd gotten a vasectomy years ago and never told her. Naturally, divorce quickly followed.

[Aemora]

My Bestfriend had this girlfriend who was cheating on him. Bestfriend did something that I didn't like, and anyway, I was the one she was sleeping with. They 'broke' up, and we dated. I say dated, I really mean "Fucked" for 3 months. I then told her that things weren't "working out" between us, and dumped her as she was naked on my crotch on her living room sofa.

Next GF I get with, she's all nice n stuff and we have this awesome relationship. 'Cept, can't be that awesome, cuz she dumped me by text message 2 days before Christmas. Yey me.

And my Current GF is like... a fucking Nymphomaniac... She looooooooooooves teh cock. Seriously. When, last week, she was on her period, he kept undressing me and kept getting me aroused, then turned over and ignored me. Then when I started going placid again, she'd start arousing me again. This happened for 6 hours one night until I literally had to jack myself off. And currently, she finds it hilarious to see how much I can put out, and for how long, before I start crying in pain because my penis feels like its about to drop off. She's a sadist I swear.

[Tyriac]

i lol'd irl