I don't know if I seen that before but man Chip is a baller. I shall look at the rest later.

Edit: Grandma's first time trying pop rocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iLaoEhrkDc

It's from the same stand-up special you posted before, my favorite standup special of all time.

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I still haven't watched the other clips from that show. Guess I'll do it now. Also someone showed me this and I thought it was hilarious.

A new show coming on TLC, "The Virgin Diaries."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQ ... e=youtu.be

You'll know what part I laughed at. I need the detectives to say if it's real or fake.

unless they're birds feeding their young there's no way that can be real

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Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
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Ok I remember this Dave Chappelle special. Killing Them Softly. It was when I was in high school and Bill Clinton was president lol. That's very old, and the internet was bad. The origin of sprinkle crack on him (cops).

OPEN AND SHUT CASE, JOHNSON

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
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Patrice O'Neal died yesterday or so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBPmoIA ... re=related
Funny guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i92lYJvq ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJUUV0BNWQY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwBuyAGj ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Ly5Lgp ... re=related lol may not be sfw.

The Elephant In The Room special in parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05B758eX ... re=related

Yeah, he had a stroke after battling diabetes for a while. Check out the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen...people were ruthless to him, I bet they feel terrible now.

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Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
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My girlfriend said the same thing, but I disagree.
It's a roast, you're open to it. It happens.

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fyi i'm not your gf

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o...
wut u wearin

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I think he was cool with it, but that white girl sucked. He's all for making jokes of anything available.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... YSOY#t=79s

Youtube has a new look :\

1st thing I thought of lol

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I like it honestly.

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Lies are a funny thing,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIdpZXC8840
i doubt this guy is gonna share it

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fucking awesome

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Lies are a funny thing,
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Will Ferrell scores for the first time in a long time. He hasn't been funny since Anchorman ;[

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxwgoPTWty4

And now some hilarious but extremely gay stuff. Tosh.0 wins the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akdl8jps6R0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
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This is why thugs carry guns now. Surprised this guy didn't get shot or stabbed.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... L0hN2f60v7


VD: ... uuuuuuhhh Uhh man uhh uhhhh aaaaaahh what did you make me just w urrrrrghhh. Lunch break man, you ruined it. Worse than the time Mefya told me what Bakke was.

The kid and Will Ferrell was awesome though.

Scared to click the third link. I have successfully avoided clips like 2girls 1cup, bge olympics, and something with glass in the butt. I can't take that stuff lol, I turn away when a skater takes one to the groin when grinding on a rail.

Edit: Watched, didn't see that coming haha. Bonus points for them not spitting out mayonnaise or anything of the sort.

Dude that celery thing had me laughing so hard with discomfort that I absolutely had to have you watch it. "That's how you look, with another dude" alone had me basically crying with laughter. I didn't expect it at all when I first watched it and when I saw it on Tosh.0 I was in stitches.

Besides, I warned you it was really gay.

Also, that video you posted....the quality is so good, I had no idea you could record video with two cans tied with string.

Contribution: This blind kittyface will climb your leg if hungry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrHXEYUR-o

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.