I get outlotted on everything

[Ploid]

How were they acting. Were they hott?

[Yorke]

no, they were so mean to the bartender it made me uncomfortable to even be in the bar

[Ploid]

Hah

[Ploid]

I'm doomed to wearing glasses from now on.

[Yorke]

sux ;[

[Ploid]

Glasses are not comfortable. They make me look more grown up though so that's a plus. Time to grow a full beard, when my hair gets pretty gray that day will be the best day ever. I had a girl call me sir one time and it's like I leveled up. The respect was a instant jolt of awesome.

[ItsSeflol]

So does the statutory rape charges.

[Yorke]

I love getting id'd

[Mrdude]

I love not getting I'd'd, even though I'm only 20

[Ploid]

Getting ID' is an insult. They must not know who they're addressing. Certainly not some kid.

[ItsSeflol]

I've said this for a long time, the easiest job to get your dick sucked at is a beer store. Just ID and flirt with every soccer mom that comes through and you know at least 20% of them will suck your dick.

[Yorke]

I hate commercials for places that you don't have near you. This comment is 100% inspired by Sonic commercials. I've seen a Sonic one time ever and it was under time constraints (late for a meeting) so I wasn't able to stop. Popeyes commercial was just on also and I mentioned in the other thread that we don't have those here.

[Ploid]

Don't know what you're talking about, a ton of Sonics here. Roller blades yo.

Though I have to travel far for Best Buys, Macy's, and a ton of other stores yeah it sucks. Though I do online stuff a lot now.

I have a popeyes too. Shut up!

[Yorke]

Uh, I live up north. SHIT ISN'T A VACATION UP HERE BRO, SHIT IS HAWD, REAL HAWD.

You guys with your Sonic and Rollerblades. We won the Civil War, the least they could do is give us some Sonics to make up for being a-holes.

[Ploid]

lol, it's not all that good though. The trays hanging on your windows so you can eat in your car sucks. It's like a gimp breakfast in bead. Sonics is getto, Macy's is upper class. The only thing I like about Sonics are their drinks/slushies/shakes and onion rings.

A guy's adventure to a grand opening of Sonics in his area. "Overhyped" I never knew it was hyped hah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Rg6qb44ps

[Yorke]

We also have Hardees commercials from Canada here but no one gives a damn really. Yeah, Sonic is really hyped here because we don't have one. It's really weird.

[Yorke]

I had braces when I was like 12 years old. After I got them off after two years, I had this permanent retainer put in behind my lower front teeth. You can't notice it.

Unfortunately, I was just flossing and the floss popped off the cement so now not only is the retainer visible but anytime my tongue moves I can feel the damn thing. Have an appt. for it Monday ;[

[ItsSeflol]

I never got a permanent retainer, the woman has one though.
After my braces were taken off I was done with them.
Waiting for karma now for saying that.

[Yorke]

When I say retainer it makes me sound like a nerd, it's more of a metal wire behind my front teeth. You never notice it unless it pops off a bit or when you first get it.

[Yorke]

I just want