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Author: | Scorsese [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:51 pm ] |
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We need one of these for funny jokes. I FOUND ONE! ------------------------------ THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (This one is too funny to not forward.) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground. ' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out-rank you. Tray-up, Bitch |
Author: | Lutia [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:54 pm ] |
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LAME |
Author: | Scorsese [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:59 pm ] |
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Author: | M fkn G [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:42 pm ] |
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olde but funny still |
Author: | Ploid [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:20 pm ] |
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Author: | Lolmy [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:09 pm ] |
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Scorsese. |
Author: | Scorsese [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:02 pm ] |
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Author: | Knyght [ Tue May 27, 2008 10:38 am ] |
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This is the lamest fucking stickied thread ever in forum trolling history. FAIL |
Author: | Mrdude [ Tue May 27, 2008 1:11 pm ] |
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Knyght wrote: This is the lamest fucking stickied thread ever in forum trolling history.
FAIL |
Author: | Lutia [ Tue May 27, 2008 3:15 pm ] |
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UNDONE. |
Author: | Doshu [ Tue May 27, 2008 11:26 pm ] |
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Why are the thread of shame and thread of fame in this forum section and stickied? It says anything but ffxi go in here. |
Author: | Yorke [ Wed May 28, 2008 5:07 am ] |
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rly.... |
Author: | ItsSeflol [ Wed May 28, 2008 9:25 am ] |
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this has epic written all over it |
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