Well, last night I got absolutely hammered, steaming drunk and was staying at a friends house. He lives in No.9. My girlfriend lives at No.50 on the very same street. So last night I decided that it would be an AMAZING idea to go see my girlfriend at 1am. She was up, with her 2 friends. I had the decency to foreworn her I was coming over. So Steve, Geraint and Spoof all followed me. She was outside with her friends on the windowsil. So I sit next to her, go to give her a kiss, she calls me a pisshead, Steve laughs, so I Rugby-tackle steve to the floor. She gets me off of Steve, and kisses me. Then Geraint jumps on my back and proclaims his love for me, and starts humping me saying no girl's gonna take his man away from him. So now I'm pissy with Geraint, who is easily 3 times my size. I escape his clutches, my GF says "You ain't staying here tonight, hun", Steve burns out laughing saying "AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!", so I turn around, wish her a good night's sleep, march back to Spoof's house, drink more Vodka, be sick, then fall asleep on Spoof's bed.
I wake up in the middle of the night, and Steve is lying next to me, with my arm wrapped around him. I'm like, "WTF IS THIS?!?!", then I get my hand back, turn around and sleep.
I wake up on my back, but this time Steve is hugging me. I'm like, "Dude, gtfo", so I get up, make myself some tea, fall asleep on the sofa, Spoof's running around the house calling Geraint a Jewish cunt for breaking his Beanbag, epicness ensued, we watched some American Dad, and Steve came home with me because Geraint is currently out trying to score with a Married woman.
So I'm playing my game, Steve's watching the Grand Prix, that since finished and he's fallen asleep on my bed, next to where I am currently parking my rear end.
It's all fun.
Good night last night rly.
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