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Author:  Aemora [ Sat May 05, 2007 7:41 pm ]
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An ice cream man has been found dead
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

A man was walking one night
Down a lane without a light
Thinking that he heard a sound
The man then turned around

Someone jumped him suddenly
And assaulted him violently
Badly beaten and then robbed
He lay in the road and sobbed

Injured for many hours he lay
Many people had passed his way
Only one stopped, not to assist
To take his watch off his wrist

Hours later came a Samaritan
A social worker name of Stan
He was greatly shocked to see
Deeds committed by humanity

“Whoever hit you on the head
Really needs some help,” he said

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The Egyptians built the pyramids
The Greeks the parthenon
Prehistoric man built monoliths
Of which Stonehenge is one

But modern man's only monument
To his enduring might
Is a glass-clad priapic phallus
Six hundred feet in height

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I have two spots on my forehead
I call them my stigmata
I have three spots on my foreskin
I blame them on smegmata

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

And finally, one for Mg...

If you surf the Internet
For the obscene
You may end up, literally,
Glued to your screen

~ Aemo.

P.s. Some are quite British related poems, the phallus one Gilean will get if he's looked around London enough.
Author:  Aemora [ Thu May 24, 2007 10:05 pm ]
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Posting here because this thread gets the...

Official Aemora Seal of FAIL! #3
Author:  Lutia [ Fri May 25, 2007 1:39 am ]
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I did not read it but agree to the big red word.
Author:  Mrdude [ Fri May 25, 2007 2:36 am ]
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Aemora wrote:
Posting here because this thread gets the...

Official Aemora Seal of FAIL! #3


Did you just reply to your own thread to say its fail? gg wemo
Author:  Juvant [ Fri May 25, 2007 4:21 am ]
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wow
Author:  Safersephx [ Fri May 25, 2007 1:59 pm ]
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wow talk about post count whoring...
Rolling Eyes
Author:  Tyriac [ Fri May 25, 2007 4:32 pm ]
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apparently i need 1k posts to get custom title is that rite?
Author:  Scorsese [ Fri May 25, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Or touch an admin in their secret place, but not me, I'm not into dames. :<
Author:  Tyriac [ Fri May 25, 2007 5:52 pm ]
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OMG I has a magic touch then :p
Author:  Oraphin [ Fri May 25, 2007 5:53 pm ]
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So if i touch ur {secret} {place} i gets a custom title???

And my posts from old forum?
Author:  Lolmy [ Fri May 25, 2007 6:15 pm ]
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Tyriac wrote:
apparently i need 1k posts to get custom title is that rite?



Apparently not Rolling Eyes
Author:  Machdaddy [ Fri May 25, 2007 6:41 pm ]
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My title should be 'Ribbed for her pleasure'

afk banging hot chicks
Author:  Safersephx [ Fri May 25, 2007 8:34 pm ]
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Machdaddy wrote:
My title should be 'Ribbed for his pleasure'

afk banging hot blokes


fix'd
Author:  Scorsese [ Fri May 25, 2007 9:00 pm ]
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Send Mach my way.

He's hot & sexy. ^.-
Author:  Machdaddy [ Sat May 26, 2007 4:32 am ]
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sry, but no.

And inj tonights case, my comments awas true, lOL
Author:  Machdaddy [ Sat May 26, 2007 3:04 pm ]
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Holy shit, was I drunk >_>
Author:  Aemora [ Sat May 26, 2007 7:43 pm ]
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I banged a chick last night! ^^ kekeke, 21st parties FTW!

Then my leg cramped up after an hour when we were going at it again this morning :/ HAD TO DRIVE 40 MINUTES TO WORK THEN! Strolled in in my alcohol stained clothes from the night before... Boss wasn't impressed :/ But what the hell, she has a soft spot for me so I can get away with it~
Author:  Machdaddy [ Sat May 26, 2007 8:03 pm ]
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Me and a friend shotted an entire bottle of Sambuca =\
Author:  Dracus [ Tue May 29, 2007 9:41 pm ]
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Aemora wrote:
I banged a chick last night! ^^ kekeke, 21st parties FTW!

Then my leg cramped up after an hour when we were going at it again this morning :/ HAD TO DRIVE 40 MINUTES TO WORK THEN! Strolled in in my alcohol stained clothes from the night before... Boss wasn't impressed :/ But what the hell, she has a soft spot for me so I can get away with it~




Pics or it never happend :>
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