k so same principle as the Free Thread Association, but with more words and shit..! People of Edens, let's join hands and make a Children's Novel!

Here goes:

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There was once a bin called Charlotte. She didn't like to cheese, but was fond of green rabbits.

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One day, someone put a sign on Charlotte that read "Garbage", and people were asked not to place recyclables in the bin.

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A passing-by loafer then noticed that Charlotte was being abused, but it mattered not because Charlotte was a bin and had no feelings whatsoever.

BUT THE LOAFER HAD SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY TO THE HOMELESS MAN!

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The loafer recognized the homeless man as his old college classmate,

"Excuse me.... John? is that you?" he asked curiously.

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lol

I live in Charlotte!

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"Why yes, it's me!!", said homeless man. "But it' Payam now, I'm a transsexual."

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"Me too!" he replied. They then picked up the girl and took her to a secluded corner, and banged her like a salvation army drum.

Charlotte, though emotionless, felt sad. This feeling she could not comprehend.

Whilst the Homeless man, the Loafer and Charlotte were engaged in some vile act of sexual intercourse, a near-by Taxi driver spotted Marylin Monroe in the road.

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So the taxi driver started to grab his throbbing member, and turned back around to see if he could follow her. To his great luck, she waived for a taxi, and he quickly parked right next to her. She got into the taxi and he mustered "Why 'alo thar."

After watching all of this play out, a large fuck-off meteor grew tired of earth's existence and decided to make a beeline for the Pacific.

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But the aliens who have been watching over the planet for aeons saw this impending dissaster and shot the meteor away from Earth's orbit.

Marylin saw a brief spark in the sky. "Wh~ot was th~at?" she asked with an incredibly seductive voice.

The taxi driver stirred... "Aye just blew ma load", and he turned on the ignition and started to drive, to...

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And so the Taxi Driver drove Marylin Monroe to Las Vegas. He knew where he was going. He knew where he was going to take her. He knew what he was going to do with her.

What he didn't know is that he was driving away the only relative away from a certain someone down that alleyway, and out of their life forever.

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