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Palerider
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:55 pm 
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she eatin' dis order...dat order...

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Thought I could start a topic based purely on yo momma jokes...I don't expect this to make it passed the first page. But oh well, what the hell...DO IT!

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Safersephx
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:00 pm 
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yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway

yo momma's so fat, she has small planets orbitting around her


idk why but when i first heard those ones, i laughed so hard.. now its not rly funny =/

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Gilean
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:04 pm 
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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

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Palerider
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:06 pm 
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Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP!
Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco.
Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_<

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Palerider wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP!
Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco.
Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_<


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Scorsese
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:31 pm 
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Yo momma......FFXI STYLE!

You're momma's so fat, it takes 3 BLMs to D2 her!

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Gilean
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:36 pm 
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lmao good one Scor.
Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.

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Palerider
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:36 pm 
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Amy, you got a problem with my Yo momma jokes?! Think you can do better?!

Yo momma's so poor she got her bathroom, kitchen and living room all in the same room...

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yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

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Gilean
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:46 pm 
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For Pale sorry nigga

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent LOL...
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Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows.

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For Pale Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows.
lmao

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:01 pm 
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Sad THIS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NIGGAZ



FOR GILEAN!!!

Yo momma is a platinum rap star...she wraps a million burritos a day at Chipotle bitch!

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Scorsese
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Lame, Pale......just lame.

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Gilean
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:07 pm 
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Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey rofl

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OH C'MON! You at least smiled a bit...lol

GILEANS WAS LAME FK DAT LOL ASPHALT IS GRAY!

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Yo momma is SO old she took her drivers liscence test on a dinosaur, nigga~!

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Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk L M A O

Edit: Waiting for Pale and a GOOD mexican mom joke

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FFXI STYLE!!

Pale's momma is so fat, Sky became known as Ground after she ported up.

Pale's momma is so fat, she got sea access and caused a massive flood.

k, i'm just coming up w/ shit now. I'm so rdy for lunch.

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Yo momma is a mexiCANT

... <_< I too...am ready for lunch...actually I'm off of work in an 1:45 mins lol

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Pale's momma is so fat, she uses diet soap!

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