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Ploid
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:03 am 
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Mother: My daughter got pregnant while swimming in the pool! ("stray sperm")

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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -pool.html

Oh man, sperm has evolved. Chlorine can't kill it anymore and it's able to seek out eggs!
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Yorke
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:59 pm 
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My boys swim like Spitz till tha target gets hit~

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The Virgin Mar...err Magdalena?

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Killer-Sperm from Mars

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Kooyo
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who da fuk jacks off into a public pool? :nonono:

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This is Kim Possible.
Her kids a slut.

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ItsSeflol wrote:
This is Kim Possible.
Her kids a slut.


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