John wrote:
I quit in the summer of 06 and kept up on the news only for a short time afterwards.....
If someone, who had never played FFXI, asked me to describe the experience,
which hasn't changes one bit, I would tell them:
A) Get all of your friends to show up 4 hours early to a movie.
B) Stand in the parking lot and stare intently at the theater the whole time. Don't talk to each other.
C) When the movie is about to start, check to make sure everyone is starting intently at the theater.
D) If someone wasn't staring, wait 2 more hours until the next show starts....repeat C.
E) If everyone was staring, take a pair of dice and roll them.
F) If you get a 12, dispense crack to the entire group, enter the theater and watch the movie.
G) If you roll less than a 12, go home.
H) The next day, start over at step A.
For full effect the movie should always be "Aguirre, the Wrath of God" in German with English subtitles.
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