You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

It's something about your love that's got me going crazy
Baby, you know I want you real bad
And girl I really like your freaky style
How can I be down with you?
So get a little closer to my ride
I wanna get to know you lady
And hip me up on how to get inside you
Listen, pretty baby




Go get'em Amy! Break those hearts.

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What the fuck do you guys do to get all that shit?

I got a carton of Kool's.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I don't like waiting for xmas for crap people might think I'd like. My family only give gifts to the kids, and the gifts is straight money. They know what they want, and yes they all know santa isn't real. What's with meteorologists claiming they might have seen santa's sleigh on CNN. I couldn't believe they still pulled that crap. Parents would spend all their money to give some fictional dude the credit. And about the milk and cookies, they should just tell the kids to fix it for them if they want some milk in cookies. They'd be glad to.

Xmas is for kids, wives, and girlfriends. Well that's how I see it.

lolrichkids

My brother in law (husbands oldest brother) and his wife ALWAYS without fail give our kids the worst presents ever.
This year the suckiest present was given to my 16 year old daughter, and boy did they stoop to a new low... they got her a christmas tree decoration...

The Scrooges have nothing on these two

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omg wow... wow. Wait til next Christmas to use it!

I havnt gotten anything yet since I havnt been home from work to see what I got. I tell my parents the same thing every year since I was 18 when I moved out " I dont want anything" or get me socks and underwear if anything. I work, and usually buy what I want. My parents spent enough money on raising me lol dont need to go out of their way to spend more on me. Of course, they tell me they dont want anything either or some random items of clothing, but I end up blowing several hundred dollars on them anyway^^ to make up for all the crap I put them through growing up. My sisters the worst, she never knows what she wants, so I just write her a big fat check and she can buy what she wants. Sooo what did I buy myself for xmas?
New suv
Several watches
Laptop
New house this coming year
Some clothes
and debating about getting a nice new suite

xbox 360 2 200 gig hdds money


socks


dvds



herpes

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You said you wouldn't tell anyone.

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I didn't say from who... but you blew it now...


















litteraly

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You found a way to suck and blow at the same time.

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+ the flu

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Sefsig pwns

i got to eat my aunt's delicious cooking for a week, which is all that i needed

(actually that's a lie, i need a shitload of stuff, but we don't give each other gifts sooooo)

My gifts are pending at the moment.

Christmas for my family is on hold until the middle of January, mom decided to have us wait until my sister comes home from Iraq for her 2 week R&R so she can be with us when we have Christmas.

However, so far it's yielded $20, a $10 giftcard from Walmart, and a bottle of Axe body wash.

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$10 for Wal-Mart condoms.
$20 for the hooker.
$6 bottle of Axe body spray for the smell.
Getting an STD in the process? Priceless.

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gj

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Sefsig pwns

o y ty

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Bought myself a new cellphone (LG enV 2)
New sweater from Express. Does anyone know an easy way to get pussy juice out of my shirts?
Going to the mall and getting more clothes from there as well so I may look as GQ as possible for my party this evening.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Club soda is the answer to every spill stain, until it dries I believe.

Could carry those gay tide stain sticks around to save your clothes from stains. But you'd look like a punk.