Anyone who hasn't read this should be shot. I do realize it's O L D E OLDE but I'm sure some out there have not been privy to his genius.

http://www.maddox.xmission.com

specifically:

ANY of his hate mail. His responses make me laugh till I cry even though I've read them all like 10 times each.

RACISTS!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=walmart

You are not Rick James, bitch.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... =chappelle

I don't think I need to even comment on this one.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... ll_oreilly

Absolutely devastating.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=owned

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Something you can drink your tea to.

O L D E OLDE AS FUCKE.
But acceptable.
For awesomery.

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He is wrong.


I am right.


I am superior.

He updated. It's Awesome. Very Awesome.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Most hilarious.

Not only is it unnecessary and condescending, but it shows just how much contempt Forster has for his audience. Hey Forster, you know why we don't need ethnic-looking fonts to illustrate the fact that we're in another country? Because letters placed in close proximity to each other spell words that represent the names of those countries. That, and the obvious change in scenery. Where's your artsy visual symbolism now, asshole? I mean, this is some Windows movie maker shit. Even my mom who's a total /b/tard and sucks at non-linear editing knows that using fancy fonts makes her a lameass.

The greatest thing ever said.

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