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i bet optimus prime won't be amused

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~~~c~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i bet u can't look away

I only have one toy, and I got it from preordering street fighter anniversary collevtion PS2. A small Ryu bust. It's probably somewhere on the floor in a dark corner surrounded by dust.

Having a lot of games might be just as bad. I got lip from playing FFXI, even after my big break, when I only played it one day each month. Especially if I was dragged to dynamis. "The game you refuse to pause, save, or turn off."

This is why I never took Kuyuu into my dorm.

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Oh wait.... what the crap. I thought the last panel was like the transformers leg was broken off but it looks like a vagina upon further inspection (trying to figure out the punchline) lolz

Google "fleshlight" if you really need to know. <_<

gotta be pretty desperate to buy something like that

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I am always amazed how slow Ploid is on punchlines.

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O______O

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xeph knows all about them apparently.

must have learned from lutia. i bet that dude has like 10 of them.

wouldn't be shocking

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What the crap lol. Wow, got a jagged center and everything (looks painful and small. I wonder how many surprise sharp center pieces are in those things.That's so weird). bwahaha. I guess it was the next logical step since girls had dildos for so long. And I heard the term "flesh light" before. Well read it on a PSN message. I had no clue, and the guy that sent that message was a very odd fellow as is.

/thread

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word

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I'M FUCKING LAUGHING AT 6 AM XD

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Also you gotta imagine how beat up the ol boy gets. It might try to mimic flesh but it's man made. Also the thing must be a pro at trapping dirt and other mess. Better off making a effort on getting the real version. Girls got it easy with the simple dildo. It don't trap crap, and easy to clean (going by my own member). I imagine girls have a time cleaning their vag. Gynecologist visits, and all that fun stuff.

Edit: Also I say vag/vagina because people seem to not like the word pussy on this forum. Same for member = dick. I'm adapting my internet talk for you people. Leaving my street talk for rl.


Edit: Now I remember the life rank of Tyriac, and I realize how disrespectful I must be. I sure wouldn't want my mother seeing this thread :\

You just ruined your /thread by talking.

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I was just imagining what abuse the product must go through. What does /thread mean?

Means you won the thread with said comment.

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Oh, psh