Perfect day of a Women.

8:15am: With kisses to be waked.
8:30am: 2 pounds less weight than yesterday.
8:45am: Breakfast in bed with freshly pressed orange juice and Croissants, gifts open, e.g. expensive decoration selected by the attentive partner.
9:15am: Hot bath with flowers
10:00am: Easy Workout in a Gym with a pretty, humorous personal coach.
10:30am: Face care, Hair wash
12:00: Lunch with the best friend in a restaurant.
1:00pm: Shopping with friends with an unlimited credit card.
3:00pm: Short nap
4:00pm: Three dozen of roses, delivered with greetingcards of a secret lover.
4:15pm: Easy Workout in a Gym, followed of a Massage by a strong, friendly guy, which says that he massed such a perfect body rarely.
5:30pm: Try on outfist from the selection of an expensive designer.
7:30pm: Candle Light Dinner for 2 persons, followed by dancing and compliments.
10:00pm: Hot shower (alone)
10:50pm: To bed to be carried, which is freshly washed and ironed
11:15pm: To fall asleep in strong arms.


Perfect day of a Man

6:00am: Ring bells.
6:15am: Blowjob.
6:30am: More largely more satisfying morning-shit, reading sports on the newspaper
7:00am: Breakfast. Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, prepared from a naked Woman.
7:30am: Limousine arrives.
7:45am: Drinking some glasses of Whiskey on the way to the Airport.
9:15am: Flight in a Privatejet.
9:30am: Limousine with a Driver to the Golf Club.
9:45am: Playing Golf.
11:45am: Lunch. Fast Food, 3 Beer and a Bottle of Don Perignon.
0:15pm: Blowjob.
0:30pm: Playing Golf.
2:15pm: Back to the Airport with a Limousine ( a few glasses of Whiskey )
2:30pm: Flight to Monte Carlo.
3:30pm: Afternoon fishing trip with a few naked Women.
5:00pm: Flight back to home. Bodymassage by Carmen Electra.
6:45pm: Pooping, Showering and Shaving
7:00pm: Watch the News: Brad Pitt murdered, Weed and Harcore Pornos legalized.
7:30pm: Dinner: Lobster, Don Perignon (1953), large juicy T-Bone Steak, followed by Ice Cream served on boobs.
9:00pm: Napoleon Cognac and a Cohiba cigar in front of a Large HDD Flatscreen TV, watching Sportnews: Chicago Bulls lost against L.A. Lakers 80:104.
9:30pm: Sex with 3 Women (all 3 with Lesbian preferences)
11:00pm: Massage and bath in the Whirlpool, in addition of a big Pizza.
11:30pm: Good Night Blowjob.
11:45pm: Going to bed alone.
11:50pm: A 12 second long fart, which changes the kind of tone 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

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u tah King

[92 Merit Points]

Guy's day has too much flying around, and golf sucks.

Perfect day for Asta

Weekend, Wife out of town. Plenty of food and Soda in the refrigerator.

9:00am: Wake up, look out the window and see its raining hard. (I don't have to feel guilty about playing video games all day)

To much work, no flying, should just sit at home all day and have everything done for you, by naked women, sexy ones.

perfect day for a man is like this


1:30 PM wake up to a blowjob
2:00 PM drive your formula 1 car to the gun/porn/liquer/hooker/hardcoredrug store.
5:00 PM wtf happened? Who cares somehow getting a blowjob!
5:30 PM nap
9:00 PM Wake up to a blow job
9:30 PM Her twin sister blows you
10:00 PM TV TIME!(while getting a blow job)
11:00 PM Before Bed Blow Job!


~Fin~

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Needs more winning the lottery, beer, liqour, and pot smoking all at the same time, brought to you by naked women.
then it would be the best day imaginable.

can't be drunk or else you wont enjoy the full effects of a blowjob.

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LOL

I get to do tht anyways. As Uppy likes playing video games ^^

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Never said get drunk; buzzed at least, maybe a little tipsy
high of course, and definitely smoking cigs

How could I forget cigarettes?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Because you fail.
j/k You're lack of nicotine at the current moment has left your memory all fucked up. Needs moar Camel Filters, or Kamel Reds <3

Needs moar Camel Filters, or Kamel Reds <3 [/quote]

uh Camel Filters suck Marlboro Lights

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Thank you for the Signature Kny
u tah King

[92 Merit Points]

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Molboro lights suck! Lights suck!
Kamel Reds > Camel Filters > Molboro Reds > No.27's > Lights and everything else > Newports (GROSS!!)