made me lol plois you're on lately
and yes it is

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Sefypoo in all-Canada universe

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

well youre not wrong

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Oh Tina Fey, I love thee so much.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

shes got an adorable smile

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My friend's mom looks EXACTLY like her (super pretty) and he hates when I talk about her.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

YEAH BUT THEN WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT SKYNET??

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Kneel down to the superior.

While I was visiting my dad in Shanghai, there were a bunch of Soccer channels on TV named Skynet. It's already happening.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I'm so weak when it comes to watching others get hurt. The whole time I was saying Nooooooooooooooooo for that gif

I enjoy it. If you do something dumb that results in you deserving to get hurt, I'm glad they get hurt.

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C'mon Plois, that had potential to be awesome before it went awry.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I saw a girl try to dive into a pool from a roof and butt planted the concrete, also the dude from the roof trying to land on a huge inflated rubber ball. The screams, they torment me. I feel so bad for those guys, I can't comprehend what pain the must have been in. Crap! Darn you internet, America's Funniest Videos, Youtube, and Camera Phones. You are the cause of these people trying to be stunt devils without calculated risk, and skill. There's a reason you don't "try this at home."

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oh god that cremation thing
ive burned leg hair and it smells vile
i cant imagine a house full of burning cat smell

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I hope the pet cremation thing is fake. How stupid can people be to bake a pet. You need fire to cremate, loads of high temperature, high pressure fire. A stove's doesn't even come close, even the toaster section at the bottom. I hope y'all don't do anything stupid like that.