That moss carpet is pretty badass.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

http://imgur.com/a/YET5a

"Infomercial GIF's, because real life is hard"

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

I love these gifs, the first one shocked me because I thought she flashed her boobs with no warning.

BUT WHERE ARE THE PRODUCTS I CAN BUY TO FIX ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS

my favourite one is the one with the 2 kids and the knocked over can of pop and they're just like alright fuck it we can't do anything now

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the only realistic one is the guy wiping the inside of his wind-shield, I can attest to how awkward that can be - but he's still a moron

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lol

Yeah inside the windshield sucks, good thing it usually require no scrubbing.

This.

If you think I've ever cleaned 100% of my windshield, lol.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Depending how old those pictures are the offer is expired.

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PLOID?

What were you doing Saturday?

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

That's my handwriting but I don't remember borrowing a bike.

I doubt I would use the word "lusciously," I would have said "awesomely."

ahahahaha, I literally laughed out loud when you said it was your handwriting.

Still pretty hilarious that they gave the bike back.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

One that I actually took. Was driving down the road on my lunchbreak when...well, I saw a dick on (not in) the car next to me.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

vandalism ...how black of you

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I was as surprised to see it as anyone.

Almost got myself into a car accident because I pulled my phone out so fast.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Oh man I thought that was in a parking lot. That's commitment

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There's not just one penis. One is on the passenger side window but it is partially lowered. Who knows what's on the other side.



Also, did you know I can identify the car you're driving based on the mirror alone? Your license plate is reflected in the face of that car that's behind you too. You would be arrested on CSI.

Edit: Reading this again, it sounds scary and creepy. I assure you that I was just kidding. Though I think there are some people that are able to tell which car a mirror belong to, some can probably even tell based on tail light and so on.

I can with taillights sometimes but not even close with a mirror.

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.