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Yorke
PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 1:41 pm 
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It was on Showtime. I woke up at 4 AM on my couch and softcore porn was on TV.

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 2:39 pm 
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lol

I remember falling asleep watching free willie and that resulted in one of the worst nightmares I ever had.
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm 
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Maybe the part where the chick gets jizz-stuck on the ceiling was transitional?

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There's one channel that play's movies all day long, but at midnight porn starts.

One night, was sitting at the computer, watching a movie, then I got into something on the computer, don't remember what. Hour or so later, my Dad walks in, and there's some chick on top of a guys shoulders getting eaten out.

Was kind awkward.

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did you notice ur dad jerkin in the corner when u stopped focusing on the computer

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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:51 am 
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yeah, that's why it was awkward.

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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:59 am 
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Omg at that situation. Would never happen in america. The moons would have to align to have random softcore skinimax stuff on while you're at the computer and someone you respect walks in.
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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:08 am 
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he told you not to eat random vagina if he is a good man.

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Yorke
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:07 pm 
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Mrdude wrote:
There's one channel that play's movies all day long, but at midnight porn starts.

One night, was sitting at the computer, watching a movie, then I got into something on the computer, don't remember what. Hour or so later, my Dad walks in, and there's some chick on top of a guys shoulders getting eaten out.

Was kind awkward.


did he catch you watching double-porn?

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http://www.wben.com/Former-Sabre-Matt-B ... --/9836324

Matthew Barnaby got arrested, only posting this because my ex-girlfriend's best friend used to fuck him (while he was still married) and my disagreement with her doing so was one of the main reasons we broke up.

ke to the keke

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BARNABY SHOOTS... SCORES.
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h8 barnaby.

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women's tennis should be shown at the time that porn was; some of those girls are hot as fuck and wear like, nothing.

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Uhh

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:15 pm 
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seriously bro

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I prefer women's beach volleyball but I understand your plight.

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Does Serena Williams scare anybody else or is that just me?

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Death by Snu snu

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The best one is the skeleton with the smoke between his fingers.

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