u guys r silly

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

That's just because they try to be different with everything, bloody hippies.
I thought everyone used bagged milk until the internet told me different.

My woman has a 7600$ cat

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you were serious about the milk thing?

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Yeah man. Only the Mennonites used jugs/bottles 'round here.
ALWAYS came in bags.

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but how do you find missing children

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Does that even work? I always figured if the kid made it to the milk carton they were already dead..
We have cartons of milk here too but I'm pretty sure there's never been missing kids on them~

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child molesters are hypnotized by amber lights also

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

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I didn't know what a clitoris was until the internet. True story. When I first got on the internet I used my voice to get private sessions with chicks on yahoo chat. It was so easy ha, and that's when I got paranoid about meeting people from the internet irl. I was still in high school and I'm sure some lady tried to get me to meet her or give her my address. Scary stuff.

NSFW Clitoris talk from a DR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTysSJxG0Nc

AOL lesbian chatrooms were great when I was 13

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams-

Lies are a funny thing,
they slip through your fingertips because
they never happened to you.

Good times, now the internet is full of dudes. However women strike back on the dating sites. They get the upper hand there, pick of the litter, however they may end up with a psycho.

My girlfriend lol'd so hard when I read that to her.

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The girl that taught it to me did the same lol. Well she seemed disappointed that I must have been a kid or just that dumb.

Human Anatomy class didn't go over this

It did for us.
Which now that I think about it is pretty fucked up.

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the wimmenz made the curriculum for Canadian anatomy class

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America teaches us that sex is bad and horrible. Don't ever do it.

Lol'd quite hard.

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Oh wow at that weather pic, there's no way that wasn't intended.

And at the aliens, we come in peace. The sea is so weird and unexplored. Monsters exist.

Manta pic freaks me out.. there's way too many huge things in the ocean.

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