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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:03 pm 
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Twelve of the finest double-entendres that were Aired on British TV & Radio....


1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)
is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come
in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:13 pm 
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"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"


Funny, I asked Eudon the same thing last night. :<

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:26 pm 
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he's asian scor, they don't go up to 8 inches :>


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:29 pm 
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they max at 2

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:37 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:18 pm 
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awh that's sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:32 pm 
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Can I borrow Ora then when he comes? He'll be closer, DW's too far. :<

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:51 pm 
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amy wishes scor would give her some attention too :< sorry amy, it's what you get for having a vagina ig


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:43 am 
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nah, i'm good ;-)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:16 am 
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Scorsese wrote:
Can I borrow Ora then when he comes? He'll be closer, DW's too far. :<


knp

careful he takes his socks off first tho

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