THIS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NIGGAZFOR GILEAN!!!
Yo momma is a platinum rap star...she wraps a million burritos a day at Chipotle bitch!
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
she eatin' dis order...dat order... <_< Thought I could start a topic based purely on yo momma jokes...I don't expect this to make it passed the first page. But oh well, what the hell...DO IT! |
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| Author: | Safersephx [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway yo momma's so fat, she has small planets orbitting around her idk why but when i first heard those ones, i laughed so hard.. now its not rly funny =/ |
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| Author: | Gilean [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. |
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP! Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco. Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_< |
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| Author: | Lolmy [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Palerider wrote: Yo momma's so fat, she fell...I didn't laugh...BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN' UP! Yo momma's so fat, she moisturizes with Crisco. Yo momma's so fat, she masturbates to a cook book. <_< ... |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo momma......FFXI STYLE! You're momma's so fat, it takes 3 BLMs to D2 her! |
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| Author: | Gilean [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
lmao good one Scor. Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back. |
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Amy, you got a problem with my Yo momma jokes?! Think you can do better?! Yo momma's so poor she got her bathroom, kitchen and living room all in the same room... |
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| Author: | Safersephx [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck |
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| Author: | Gilean [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
For Pale sorry nigga Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent LOL... and my favorite Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows. |
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| Author: | Yorke [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Gilean wrote: For Pale Yo daddy so black, he was riding a motorcycle and a cop pulled him over for tented windows. lmao
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
| THIS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME NIGGAZ FOR GILEAN!!! Yo momma is a platinum rap star...she wraps a million burritos a day at Chipotle bitch! |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Lame, Pale......just lame. |
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| Author: | Gilean [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey rofl |
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
OH C'MON! You at least smiled a bit...lol GILEANS WAS LAME FK DAT LOL ASPHALT IS GRAY! |
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| Author: | Praetor [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo momma is SO old she took her drivers liscence test on a dinosaur, nigga~! |
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| Author: | Gilean [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk L M A O Edit: Waiting for Pale and a GOOD mexican mom joke |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
FFXI STYLE!! Pale's momma is so fat, Sky became known as Ground after she ported up. Pale's momma is so fat, she got sea access and caused a massive flood. k, i'm just coming up w/ shit now. I'm so rdy for lunch. |
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| Author: | Palerider [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Yo momma is a mexiCANT ... <_< I too...am ready for lunch...actually I'm off of work in an 1:45 mins lol |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bitch, yo momma got an eating disorder... |
Pale's momma is so fat, she uses diet soap! |
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