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So this guy, lets call him Erik, was going to his Prom one night, and whilst he was walking blissfully unaware does some average suburban street, minding his own business, there passed my a Custodial Van. This van contained a new convict, wanted for commiting several crimes of robbery and theft from various jewelery stores around the country. However, police could never identify what he did with what he stole thereafter.
So Erik was walking along without a care in the world, when suddenly the Custodial Prison Van passing by on the road veered off the road, did a 180 degree turn and reversed into the riverbank. Quick acting Erik got one of the police officers in the convoy behind the CPV to jump in and help the driver, who was wearing a brown uniform, whilst Erik would close of the surrounding area and help resussitate the Driver, as he was unconscious from all the water in his lungs etc. Erik managed to save his life, miraculously, without getting wet. He was going to the Prom a dry boy. However, the police could not save the prisoner.
As a reward, the CPV Driver gave Erik one of the 17 Sowing Machines that were taken into evidence as a thank you from him. Erik was pleased, and was asked to smile for the cameras as News crews, who had heard of the crash, came to see what had happened and report about it. Erik's picture was taken of him holding his precious trophy, and the accident that he didn't necessarily divert, but saved a good mans life, and let a bad one rot away.
*Cue Picture*
What Erik didn't know is that in these Sowing Machines were all the diamonds the Prisoner had stolen, hidden behind various cogs and hidden in screws through-out the inside of the machine.
And thus, when Erik reached the Prom, he threw the Sowing Machine away, after he used it to get laid by telling the girls of his heroic act.
GG Erik...
GG.
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