Iticus wrote:
Fuck Tyra Banks! She's such a hypocritical, man-hating, piece of shit, poser!!! It only took me 2 episodes of Tyra to realize that there are a number of different things I would rather be doing with my life that hearing the horse shit that comes out of your mouth. Some of those things include chewing on glass, drilling holes in my own teeth, and fist fighting a grizzly bear. Your show is rigid, super bias, and mentally painful to watch. There are certain types of people in this world that I can't stand. Two of those types happen to be hypocrites and posers. And you my big foreheaded, flabby bottomed, miscreant have pole position in both categories!!! The first episode of her show I saw was about being overweight in the U.S. and how some some people feel like it's harder for them because they get treated different cause of their weight. Tyra asks the guests a question about the day to day struggles of being overweight...then as soon as they started answering her question, she interrupts them with a smattering of "Ohhh I know exactly what you mean" and "Ohh me too!!!". No Tyra, you stupid poser, you don't know how that feels, which probably made them feel like you were just acting, seeing as how you're A FUCKING SUPERMODEL, you douche bag!!! Then without even letting them finish answering she goes off on a story about herself and how her butt is too big and she hates it. Stop making up stories and life struggles so you can fit in and have people accept you. You're no better than those X-Mas tree sugar cookies who change their shape to hearts so people can still pay them mind on Valentine's Day. Be who you are, you attention starved poser!!! The show then turns to a full blown man-hating session...by the time I realized all her guests were women, it was too late. That blimp headed Tyra Banks starts to tell them that food and stress aren't the problem...the way men treat overweight women is the problem!!! She cuts to a segment where she puts on a "fat suit" and goes on three blind dates to prove that men treat overweight women badly. To my delight all three men were nice and respectful towards her while the whole time Fat Tyra was being a complete douche bag..egging them on, trying to get a rise out of them. The first thing she says when the segment is over is "You see how mean they treated me cause I was overweight?!?!". No you bias jackass, they treated you like that cause no one likes grumpy assholes bringing their good mood to a crashing end! The straw the broke the camel's back was the second show I watched; she had pornstars on the show as guests. She spent the whole show trying to make these people feel like shit because of what they do for a living! I'm still floored by how big a hypocrite she was being! Are you fucking joking Tyra Banks??? You do understand you made a career out of walking around in a thong, a see through bra, and having a set of wings pinned to your back??? Who do you think you are that you can look down your nose at people for how they choose to make their money when you make yours the same way?!?! Point blank...when you're out there making money shooting for your Victoria Secrets catalog, Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and all you've got covering your body is sand or water or a see through bra then you're selling the same shit as them...sex or the idea of sex. You don't sell books! You don't sell sweaters....you are in the same market as the people you put down. You've got some nerve, shame on you Tyra Banks, you're a poorly aging, attention starved, hypocritical poser. You constantly interrupt and talk over people to make everything about you. I've never met you but, I'm 99% sure the reason you're such a man-hater is cause it doesn't take men long after they meet you to figure out that you're a sack of shit wind bag that doesn't shut up! I pray daily that your jaw has to get wired shut so that this world can be a better place. I hate you and I hope everytime you go to interrupt someone to tell a story about yourself you bite your tounge HARD AS SHIT!!!
End rant.....
P.S.
Fuck Oprah & Tyra Banks.
Quoted because I didn't read it.
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